Captain's Parrot (Oc x One Piece) Book 1

Chopper//Chapter 26

"JOIN MY CREW! PLEASE!" Luffy smacked his hands on the small table where the Doctress sat at.

"COME ON, GRANNY!"

"Pfft!" Faythe was sitting on Nami's bed, keeping her company while she rested a bit more.

"So your name's Luffy..." Dr. Kureha stated pointing her finger at Luffy.

"Yeah."

The Doctress suddenly roundhouse kicked him in the back of his head, sending him flying.

"WELL WATCH YOUR DAMN MOUTH, LUFFY!"

"OOF!" Luffy shrieked, smashing his face against the wall.

"I'm still in my young and hip 130's!"

Sanji was flabbergasted how she sent Luffy, "Damn, that's one strong granny..."

Then he too was sent flying, his body crumpling against the wall, now looking like a murder scene.

"You want me to be a pirate? Don't be ridiculous! What a waste of my youth. I've got no interest in the seas at all." The Doctress pointed at Luffy again, who was standing in front of her again, ignoring that she sent him flying just moments ago.

"Oh, that doesn't matter! Just come adventuring with us, granny!" Luffy grinned excitedly.

Faythe glanced to the door, seeing the reindeer, now known as Chopper, standing out in the door, like a sore thumb. It looked like he tried to peek around the door, but did the complete opposite.

"DIDNT I JUST TELL YOU TO WATCH YOUR MOUTH!?" The woman retorted annoyed.

Luffy and Sanji glanced at the other crewmates and saw Faythe looking at something. They followed her stare to see the reindeer again. All three of the boys met eye contact.

"Ah-"

"Ah-"

"Ah-"

Then they all took off.

"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Chopper running at full speed, just to save his skin, with Luffy and Sanji not too behind.

"WAIT, REINDEER MEAT!" Luffy shouted. The Doctress grinned, deciding to join in on the fun, which Faythe knew already as she was just teasing them and won't actually kill them.

After all, why would she help them just to kill them again?

"Rest easy Nami, Faythe! I'll be back in a jiffy with delicious reindeer steak!" Sanji grinned over his shoulder, giving the ladies a final wink.

"NOT IF I CAN HELP IT! I'LL SKIN AND EAT YOU ANNOYING BRATS ALIVE!" The old woman was now on the boy's tail with both hands filled with sharp knives.

"AGHHH! IT'S TAT OLD HAG AGAIN!"

"AND SHE'S CARRYING KNIVES!"

They all ran out the room leaving only dust behind.

"I'd rather have some peace and quiet than reindeer meat..." Nami looked at the scene with a tilted head, Faythe only laughed at this.

"I'm not much of a meat eater, because of this bird.. thing..? Anyways, Sanji better make me a mango smoothie soon.." Faythe laid down on Nami's bed, her arms laid out in a T-pose, while her feet were still planted on the ground.

"A smoothie, in this weather?" Nami questioned quietly, "Are you sure your okay, Fae? Maybe this cold is freezing some parts of your brain."

"ACK! That's mean, Nami.." Faythe pouted playfully, "You might be right... Never liked the cold, anyways."