"This is cute and all but why does this look like a crossover movie or show?" Darcy says as she walks in with Monica and Jimmy. "That's because it is, Max." Wade says as he kisses Peter's cheek. "My name's not Max- ohh the forth wall, right. Hey readers who are reading this." Darcy said as she looks up at the ceiling while waving. "Ignore her. She's a weirdo." Monica says as she smiles at all the people in the room. "I'm Monica, this is Jimmy and that idiot is Darcy." Monica says as Carol's head snaps to her.
"Lieutenant trouble." Carol says as she walks towards Monica. Monica's eyes widen as she looks a Carol, "Momma Carol. " Monica runs to Carol and hugs her while laughing. "Not that I don't love these mini reunions, but we still don't know- how- who-" Tony stutters as everyone looks at him confused. "Since when do you stutter over words??" Nat says as she looks at Tony suspiciously. "That would be the writer's fault. She didn't know what to put there." Wade says as Darcy nods, agreeing with him. Everyone else nods even though they were even more confused. "We need to make a list of people who are taken and single so no one flirts with anyone."Peter said as he wrapped Wade's arms around his waist. "Good idea Son of Stark." Thor said as he shoved another pop tart into his mouth.
"Alright. How about this, raise your hand if you're taken." Tony said as Kara, Lena, Alex, Maggie, Winn, James, Cisco, Joe, Cecilie, Carol, Valkyrie, Barry, Iris, Sara, Ava, Zari, Charlie, Steve, Bucky, Monica, Darcy, J'ohn, Peter, Wade, Peter Q, Gamora, Clint, Thor, Bruce, Nia, Brainy and Tony put their hands up. "Alright, that leaves Nat, Wanda, That purple witch over there, Pietro, Drax, Nebula, Sam, Caitlin, Nate, Mick, Jimmy, and Mantis." Tony says as Agatha rolls her eyes. "My name's Agatha you wannabe trash can." Agatha says as Nat and Rhodey start snickering as all the Avengers laugh.
"Anyways, before I was rudely interrupted, we're having a party tonight. We have had one in 2 days so we need one." Tony says as all the Avengers groan and roll their eyes. "New people, you might wanna prepare yourselves for this party. Last time Ultron broke into the tower." Wade said as everyone looked at him. "How do you even know that? You weren't here." Bruce says as she walks towards Wade. "I watched the movies. Duh" Wade said as he fist bumped Darcy. "Go get ready. Someone show the new people their rooms." Tony said as she rubbed his face tiredly.
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Avengers one- shots
FanfictionMy book about Avengers one shots (used to be "Character one shots" but I changed it since it was mostly Avengers anyways)
