Avengers one- shots

All the Gays Unite

It was a normal Friday for the Avengers. Sam and Bucky teasing Peter while Steve just watched them. Nat and Wanda giggling on the couch while watch Sam, Bucky, and Peter. Thor, Carol, Valkyrie and Pietro arm wrestling each other while Strange and Loki watched them as Tony and Bruce were in the lab work on some smart stuff. Clint setting up pranks around the tower with Groot and Rocket helping him. Gamora, Nebula, Mantis, and Rhodey watched as Peter Q and Shuri tried to explain metaphors and vines to Drax.

When all of a sudden a blue portal opened in the middle of the room as Tony and Bruce came running down stair, "We might've intercepted a portal from another earth." Tony said once he caught his breath. Nat walked over to Tony and smacked him in the head as some people walked out of the portal.
"Uh, hi?" A blonde girl said as more and more people stepped out. "Alright. We're gonna need introductions." Tony said once the portal closed.

"I'm Kara Danvers. This is my sister Alex, our father figure J'ohn, our best friends Winn and James, and mine and Alex's wifes Lena and Maggie. Oh and mine and Lena's daughter, Nia and her boyfriend Brainy." Kara said as she introduced her team. "Um hi. I'm Barry Allen. These are my best friends Caitlin and Cisco. My wife, Iris and our father and mother figure, Joe and Cecile." Barry said as he pointed to everyone. "I'm Sara Lance and this is my girlfriend Ava, and these are our kids Nate, Zari, Charlie, and Mick." Sara said as she sat down on the couch

"Well we're the Avengers. There's a bunch of people here so just walk around and talk to them and find out who they are." Tony said as he rubbed his face and sat down. "I wanna know how many people here are part of the alphabet mafia." Carol said before everyone could start talking. Kara, Alex, Lena, Maggie, Nia, Winn, James, Sara, Ava, Zari, Charlie, Carol, Nat, Wanda, Caitlin, Peter, Steve, Bucky, Valkyrie, Loki, Thor, Bruce, Clint, Pietro and somehow Agatha raise her hand. "Glad to see you got your real brother back, hot stuff." Agatha said towards Wanda while winking as Wanda just blushed and laughed.

"All the alphabet mafia members should be locked in a room and we could see what happens." Peter said as Wade dropped down from nowhere. "Why would we do that though? I can't be locked in a room with people crowding around. I'll have a sensory overload because of my powers." Kara said as Alex slapped her hand over her mouth. "They're not supposed to know that Kara." Alex said as she rolled her eyes. "Why not? I'm pretty sure I know you guys over there. You're from Asgard right?" Kara said as she took Alex's hand off her mouth and pointed to Thor and Loki. "Yes we are. How do you know that?" Thor asked as he ate a pop tart. "Me and my parents visited a few months before Krypton blew up." Kara said as Alex hit her head with her hand repeatedly.

"Wait. Kara Zor-el? The human golden retriever?" Loki says as he walks towards Kara. "Yeah! Wait? Loki?" Kara says as Loki nods and Kara runs and hugs him. "I thought you died Puppy." Loki says as his eyes get watery. "No. But I was trapped in the phantom zone for 24 years until I landed on earth and met Alex." Kara says as she has tears running down her eyes. "I'm sorry, are we missing something?" Tony says as he stands up from the couch. "Kara was my only friend. Her parents would visit Asgard monthly to see our parents. We became best friends and I would call her puppy since she acts like one." Loki says as he looks at Kara and smiles. "Ah yes. The only person who comes close to beating me in the wrestling of the arms." Thor says as he hands Kara a pop tart. "Yeah. And now I'm reunited with you again." Kara says as she hugs Loki with a smile on both their faces.