Avengers one- shots

PRIDE MONTH

It was May 31 and all the people in the tower who were part of the Alphabet Mafia were waiting for June 1st. As soon as the clock read 12am every gay in the tower started cheering. Tony even had a protocol for it called "The Month of the Alphabet Mafia protocol." It shot rainbow streamers and confetti everywhere in the tower. After all of that everyone went to sleep and they didn't bother picking up the confetti.

Later in the day when everyone woke up, Tony called for a team meeting. "So, as you all know it is the month of the Alphabet Mafia. So I have decided that we'll be going to the pride parades in, drum roll please.... NEW ORLEANS!! Hold your applauses please and thank you." Tony dramatically bows while the Avengers process the information. "What hotel is going to be big enough for all of the Avengers to stay in?" Nat asked of everyone talking. "Glad you asked Tasha." Tony said as Nat growled at him for call her that.

"My house that I have here." Tony says as the Avengers stand in front of a huge house that's big enough for all of them. Soon they see the bit frost open and land in the back of the house and a few moments later Carol, Valkyrie, Thor, and the guardians walk out, "Are we still in time for the celebration of the gay people?" Thor asks before Valkyrie hits him in the head, "Of course we're in time. They haven't even gotten inside." Valkyrie says before Carol grabs her hand. "Can you relax babe? You've been yelling at Thor since before we left."

"Fine. I'll relax for now but I'll kill him later." Valkyrie says before she looks down at hers and Carol's hands before looking away and blushing slightly. "I'm sorry. When did this happened?" Tony interrupts and points and Carol and Valkyrie's hands. "It's been happening for a few months but we made it official yesterday. Well I made it official she was too nervous and flustered to say anything." Carol says as she turns to look at Valkyrie blushing,

"Shut it Danvers." Valkyrie whispers for only Carol to hear before a voice speaks up, "Ew get a room you love birds." Agatha says as she stands next to Wanda. "Yeah get a room- wait," Wanda turns around and hugs Agatha, "You actually came Aggie." "Of course I did toots. You expect me to leave my girlfriend alone during the month of the gays?" Agatha chuckles and pulls out of the hug to kiss Wanda on the head.

Meanwhile Nat felt a pair of arms wrap around her waist and she immediately knew it was her girlfriend and relaxed into her arms, "Hey babe." Nat turned around to look at Maria. "Damn it. I wanted to scare you but I forget you're a trained spy." Maria says as she pouts before kissing Nat. "How do you forget I'm a trained spy?" Nat chuckles before she kisses Maria on her temple while Maria shrugs.

Tony interrupts them again by clapping his hands loudly, "All the walls are sound proof. So go inside, choose your rooms, and let's get this party started! Oh and if you see any blood ignore it. My friends were using this house to hide their kid a few years ago and didn't clean up after themselves." Tony says as he walks in front of the group, leading them into the house. It was going to be a long month for all of them.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE. I wrote this at 6 in the morning so I don't know if there's any spelling mistakes since I don't feel like rereading it. Even though I never do.