Avengers one- shots

Alter egos

Tony had came rushing into the common room and rushed to Nat and Wanda who cuddling and watching Hamilton together. Well that was before Tony turned off the TV. "Hey!! We were watching that!!" Nat yelled while pulling Wanda closer to her as the witch jumped slightly at Nat's yelling. "Yeah yeah whatever. I need the little witch to answer a question I thought of now that she's gone full Scarlet Witch." Tony said as he clasped his hands together while smiling slightly and standing in front of the TV while Nat gestured for him to keep going. "Okay so, what is it like having an alter ego in your head? Do you guys interact or do you just interact while she's maining in your body?" Tony moved to sit on the coffee table in front of the couch that the couple was sitting on as Wanda stayed quiet for a few seconds before speaking.

"It's... different than before. I do talk to her sometimes when I'm bored and she's being annoying about wanting to destroy the world. She's not all bad she has a great memory though. Every time I go to the store they remind me to get Tasha her cherry ice cream and get Thor his pop tarts. Honestly she's just a huge softie but likes acting tough when they're in control of our body. Actually now that I say it out loud, she reminds me of Tasha when we first started dating." Wanda giggles as she looks up at Nat and sees her roll her eyes while smiling. "Another few questions, I notice you switch between she and they, does she have different pronouns than you? And has Natasha had any interactions with her as well?" Tony asks as he leans forward and his eyes flicker from Nat to Wanda as Wanda opens her mouth to speak but Nat interrupts her, "Yes I've interacted with her and like Wanda said, she is a very huge softie. Like she acts like a big spoon outside of our room but inside our room she the small spoon... Wait a fucking minute-" Nat sits up fully as she looks down at Wanda and Wanda laughs before looking at Tony.

"Yes we have different pronouns than each other. Although I have been questioning if I'm she/ her or she/ they and I've told Tasha about this already and she's fine with whatever. Right love?" Wanda sits up and looks at Nat before laughing as she sees Nat zoned out with a look of disbelief on her face and whispering to herself. "Was I really like that when we first started dating? No right?" Nat crosses her arms and one hand goes to her mouth as she chews on her nails while Wanda and Tony burst out laughing from how hard Nat was think about the subject before Wanda suddenly stops laughing and her eyes glow a soft red and she looks at Nat. "You're barely realizing this? I'm concerned that you probably don't realize that your mostly the bottom when I'm not in control." Wanda's tone comes out playful as Nat turns her head to look at Wanda with her eyes wide. "I am not the bottom you liar!! Only when Wanda cheats and uses her-" Nat's cutoff as Wanda's eyes stop glowing and Wanda slaps her hand across Nat's mouth. "No. We're not doing this again." Wanda says through her clenched teeth as Tony shakes his head. "Yeah please don't. I'm still traumatized from last time and I'm sure the team is as well." Tony stands and dusts himself off while shivering in disgust. "Well, continue your movie ladies. And please don't do anything during the movie. We actually like this couch and don't want this one broken like last time." Tony walks out of the common room while waving and Wanda removes her hand from Nat's mouth.

"That's rude. I was just gonna say when you use you puppy eyes. Jeez get your head out of the gutter Wands." Nat rolls her eyes as Wanda stands up and walks to the kitchen while flickering her wrist and making all the pillows on the couch fly towards Nat. "Could have at least gotten me a blanket." Nat mutters under her breath as Wanda flicks her wrist again as the witch grabs a bag of popcorn and places it in the microwave while a blanket materializes next to Nat. "Thanks princess."