Avengers one- shots

All the Gays Unite pt. 3

After everyone had gotten dressed and went downstairs the party had officially started. It was going good until Kara, Barry, Thor, and Carol had a contest to see who could drink the most drinks and not pass out. Thor of course gave them Asgardian alcohol. Everyone started drink more after that. It was a crazy night and that crazy night lead to a confused morning the next day.

Kara, Alex, Lena, and Maggie ended up in the pool with Barry, Iris, Caitlin, Peter Q and Carol while Tony was in his lab with Bruce, Felicity, Cisco and Winn with some equations on the whiteboard that made absolutely no sense. Steve and Bucky ended up in Steve's room and woke up to Sam falling off the roof and onto the balcony. Sara was in the gym with Ava, Zari, Nate, Mick, Oliver, James, Winn and Pietro. Monica and Darcy, Joe and Cecilia were in guest rooms cuddling since they left the party before they got too drunk. Agatha was passed out on the counter and Valkyrie was on the couch with a beer in her hand. Jimmy was passed out by the front door while Mantis' head was on his shoulder. Gamora and Nebula were in bed (not sexually) well Gamora was in bed while Nebula was on the floor. J'ohn was in bed along with Brainy and Nia (not sexually again)

After everyone woke up and had some coffee and pain killers for their headaches Tony asked Friday what had happened. Friday explains that everyone got drunk and wondered around the tower and did random stuff while they were drunk. Friday projected a time lapse of the party and everyone saw each other slowly break apart until they realized some people were missing. "Where's Nat, Wanda, Peter, and Wade?" Tony asked as he placed his 5th cup of coffee down. "Nat and Wanda took one of the cars to a hidden river while Peter and Wade went to Peter's house to watch movies with aunt May since everyone was drunk." Tony nodded and picked up his cup again just as Nat and Wanda walked into the living where everyone was at.

"Hey guysss." Wanda said shyly as she waved and blushed. Agatha finished her cup of coffee and pointed at Wanda, "You really need to hide your thoughts hum." Agatha gets up to get more coffee as Wanda and Nat blush. "What's she talking about? And why is the Natasha Romanoff blushing?" Tony asked as he walked around Wanda and Nat while drinking from his cup. "Uhhh-" Wanda as cut off as Nat started speaking, "We went skinny dipping. Then it turn into more then skinny dipping." Nat said as she grabs Tony's cup of coffee and drinks it. Everyone sighed and handed money to each other, "Did we miss something?" Wanda asked as she looked at Nat.

"We bet against each other to see if you guys would hook up last night or not." Tony said as he tried to steal the cup of coffee back from Nat. Nat smacked him in the back of the head "No. it's my coffee now since you decided to do that. And I'm guessing your the one who started the bet in the first place." Tony pouted and walked away and sat down in a chair. It was silent until Peter and Wade crashed through the window. Peter walked in front of everyone and grabbed chairs and placed one of his feet on the chair, "So, you messed up. You drank too much and now you have a hangover. It's not your fault, you could fix it. You just gotta learn how." Peter started laughing and got off the chair while Steve started blushing and everyone laughed at him. "Well that was a good night. We should do it again." Tony said as everyone groaned loudly.