[This play is sponsored by -EverlastingFanGirl-]
Cast:
— Sophie Elizabeth Foster as Cresseida Adriata
— Keefe Sencen as Jazz Inma
— Fitz Vacker as Sterling Harper
— Biana Vacker as Waverly Adriata
— Dex Dizznee as Jorden Yre
— Marella Redek as Amarantha Red
— Linh Song as Josie Bell
— Tam Song as Inger Bell
Backstage Crew:
— Maruca Chebota [Set Painter]
— Wylie Endal [Costume Design]
— Mr. Forkle [Script Writer + Narrarator]
The Script:
Mr. Forkle: And so, the story begins with young Cresseida Adriata, a cheese addict . . .
Cresseida: I want five pounds of cheese!
Jazz: Okay, that'll be five cents, please
Cresseida: Okay, I'll be back, the cheese will only last me 'till lunch
Jazz: Yep, that's why you're a premium cheese grater
Cresseida: Totally
[Cresseida Leaves the Set]
Jazz: That girl would eat five hundred pounds of cheese per day if her sister let her [Cue eye roll]
[Later in the Day]
Cresseida: Oh! This grated cheese is SOO good! [Cue the moan]
Waverly: [Cue crinkled nose] Ew, that stuff will give you gas, you know? You'll be a farting machine!
Cresseida: So? If I can have cheese, then I can EAT cheese
Jorden: [Outside their house] Yo! Cheese Queen, your besties here!
Cresseida: Coming Jorden! [Opens door]
Jorden: You bought more cheese?
Cresseida: [Biting off a bit] Yuh
Waverly: I told her not to
Jorden: Nah, cheese is life
Cresseida: Yep, exactly
[Knock on the door]
Jazz: HEY, CRESSEIDA? Here's your order!
Waverly: No, you didn't! Did you buy more cheese?
Cresseida: This is for later of course
[The old king dies, and using her cheese, Cresseida bought the castle and earned her title as Cheese Queen]
Forkle: SO! What do you think of my play?
Biana: First of all, how do you buy a palace with cheese?
Sophie: Yeah, you want me to play a Cheese Queen?
Keefe: So, I'm not the beloved prince who will inherit the throne, but got stabbed in the back by the Cheese Queen, but I'm the . . . cheese seller
Fitz: I'm not even in the story! What's my part for?
Linh: Yeah! Only Sophie, Biana, Keefe, and Dex are in the actual play, what're the other roles for?
Marella: That play's stupid
Dex: The story plot doesn't even make sense!
Mr. Forkle: I thought it was good . . .
Sophie: Sorry, I don't think we can do it
Mr. Forkle: FINE! I'll be Cresseida then! IT'LL BE A ONE MAN SHOW! Be there, or I'll bash your elbows in with a cheese grater
Mr. Forkle: [Prancing off while singing Cheese Overlord terribly and off-key]
Okay, this entire chapter is weird, stupid, and completely random
I had an idea, but I forgot it, sooo this is what happened . . .
YOU ARE READING
kotlc ;; random things
Fanfictionmost random kotlc schist :DD cover made by : @-sakura-kitsune- [ note :: this book was made when I was like 12 so it's not the best and if you want better content, skip towards the end where I posted things that weren't cringe ]
