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Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"? 


 Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow. Duh.



If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? 



 You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.



What was the presidents name in 2000?



Donald Trump. His name was still Donald Trump but he just wasn't president.


What do you break before you use it?



And egg



 A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?




His horse was named Tuesday.

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