This is also Harry Potter.
A crazy person who fights Lord Voldemort. ( yes. I typed his name)
Voldemort: Expeliarmus. We mustn't let you use magic while being a prisoner. We could kill you, but then Harry wouldn't come to save you, would he?
Prisoner's wand does not leave his hand.
Voldemort: Expeliarmus.
The prisoner's wand still stays in hand.
Voldemort: Why is your wand still there?
Prisoner: Cause I glued it on.
Voldemort: Why would you do that?
Prisoner: So you wouldn't take it away.
Prisoner: Hahaha. Lord Voldemort can't take my wand away because of GLUE!!!
Prisoner: Hahahaha
Voldemort: What happens when you want to take it off.
Prisoner: I don't. It just stays on!
Voldemort: I should start working with dumber prisoners.
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