Dear diary,
Goliath is stupid.
On Sunday we took him for a walk along with Tinkles and we stopped by an ice cream place and got them pup cups which is just ice cream for dogs. And when we gave Goliath his ice cream, it was in a small plastic cup. AND HE ATE THE WHOLE THING! we had to yank it out of his mouth so he wouldn't swallow it and cut up his throat and intestines.
Jesus.
On the bright side we got new puppies, they look like golden retrievers!
Uuuuggghhhhh,
Ericka
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