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Dare: I dare Gohan to get drunk

Gohan: *reads dare* This is the end of me... *runs to the bedroom and locks door*

Admin: GOHAN!!!! *runs after him* Open the door!!!

Gohan: *other side of door* Drunk me is like being on a sugar rush...but worse!

Admin:*rolls eyes* But it will probably be hilarious. Now open the door!!! *bangs on door*

Gohan: Lesly-Chan I feel like something bad could happen...I don't want-

Admin:*breaks down door* Your paying for that. *takes vodka and forces it down his throat* Drink it!!!

Gohan: *swallows and chokes* It burns!!

Admin: Its supposed to-

Gohan:*vodka takes effect* I feel great! That reminds me... I need to- *hiccups* throw these away *grabs school textbooks*

Admin: Eh!? *eyes widen* those are your school books Gohan-

Gohan:*throws them out the window* Who the hell *hiccups* cares about *hiccups* those?

Admin: You do-

Gohan: *walks and stands close to admin* Lets have. *hiccups* some fun. *kisses her forcefully*

Admin: *pushes him back* Gohan stop! Your drunk!!

Gohan: Aw your no fun *hiccups and grabs her wrists*

Admin: Let me go. *gets out of his grip*

Gohan: *hiccups* Les come on! You know I'm a saiyan and I need a mate-

Admin:*blushes* I know! But not now I'm only 16!

Gohan: Who cares? *hiccups* Lets have-

Admin: NO! *grabs frying pan*

~Later at Goku's house

Goku: Hi son!

Chichi: Gohan You finally came to visit! *hugs him and smells something* Why do you smell like vodka!?

Gohan: Oh b*tch why do you care?

Admin: O.O I knew I shouldn't have let him get away

Chichi:*furious* GOHAN!! Don't speak to me like that I'm your mother!

Goku: What's a b*tch?

Admin: NOTHING GOKU!!! It's nothing don't worry about it!

Gohan: I can *hiccups* speak to you how I want!

Chichi: YOU LISTEN HERE! I am your mother and you are to respect me! I raised you better than this!

Gohan:*pissed* Raised? You f*cking locked me in my room to do nothing but study!!!

Goku: I still don't know what a b*tch is

Admin: Goku what are you doing here anyways!? Shouldn't you be with Maya?

Goku: Yeah but I sensed you guys coming here so I decided to come too! 

Admin: Did Maya-chan give you permission?

Goku: *eyes wide* Um...no...?

Chichi: *breaks down crying* My own son...hates me...

Admin: Uhh...that's all for this?

Gohan: Dad how did you stand this woman?

Goku: I don't know son...I don't know...

Admin: BYE!!! ツ

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