How I Met Your Mom

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"...But life for Akito is hell," Itsuki says as he dramatically stares at me.

"Okay, and?" I ask.

"What do you mean? I just told you my life story-"

We both stare at each other in confusion until-

"AHHHHHHH-uhhhhh~"

Ughh.

I walk into the yard to find Ritsu crying out of frustration to a broom- "Ritsu, what are you-"

"I accidentally killed a ladybug ah-hah~ Just end me already~"

Itsuki silently comes from behind me, takes the broom away from Ritsu and drags him inside. He then gives Ritsu a left-over macaron and a head-pat. Ritsu slowly put the macaron in his mouth and started nibbling."sniff sniff," he says.

Itsuki takes a deep breath and turns to me with his hand on his hip, "RIGHT. Now we just have to buy furniture. Which means... I get to bring you to the Sohma Hot Springs~! Ja-jang~!!"

"Mummy?" Ritsu quietly says and continues to nibble the macaron.

I'm baffled. "Oh uh. No, it's fine Itsuki. I brought a futon. And wouldn't it be weird to just show up without booking?"

Itsuki checks the time on his phone, "I already asked if we could. Yay, now you get to meet Ritsu's mom!!"

"HIS MOM?"

"Yes, unfortunately we all have parents. Now let's get going! I told her we'd be there by 7pm."

Itsuki and I start packing up. I then helped traumatized Ritsu put on his boots. Itsuki leaves the house to go and fetch his things. He pulls up with his car and we load our things into the trunk.

We get into the car and-

"Ah!" I hear Ritsu squeal. He got his hair stuck in the door.

Our hair is literally the same length. How did you- ugh.

He opens the door and shuts it again. His hair: now free from the door.

As we drive, we sing and dance to 90's songs playing on the radio.

"Ta no hito mitsuke ta no yo shitteita no
Remember summer days
Nidoto modora nai no
Omoide mo ima nami ga arainagasu wa
Oh I love you
Wasurerarenai kedo fuyu ni nattara
Betsu no koisuru wa"

...

Itsuki pulls up at the Sohma Hot Springs' driveway. A lady comes to greet us. "Itsuki! It's been so long! When you called yesterday, I was so happy to hear from you." She turns to me and smiles.

"You must be Ritsu's mother. Pleasure to meet you." I smile and shyly bow.

"Pleasure to meet you. You must be Kuzuka, right?"

Kuzuka?

"Sorry ma'am, I'm Kazuki... Not Kuzuka."

"Oh..." she pauses and the panics, "OH NO. I AM SO TRULY SORRY. I MISTOOK YOU FOR A KUZUKA WHEN YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT. I'M SO SORRYYYYY~"

Like mother, like son, huh.

...

We unload all our things and then run like children to the hot springs and enjoy the steaming water. Here on the woman's side, I can hear Ritsu screaming and Itsuki trying to calm him down.

After a few minutes, I yawn and decide to head to bed. I walk through the hallway, to my room... And drift off...

Author Note :
Hey people, it's been a really long time since I posted. I'm really sorry for that but school's been hectic. I finally got time to write so here it is. Thanks for reading!

Also, y'all im really out of ideas for thumbnails now lmao.

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