Aru Shah Oneshots!!

"You need a Therapist"

Third Person POV

The Potatoes were having their monthly sleepover. They decided to play a quick game of Uno and then watch Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge peacefully.

They dealed out the cards and were about to start playing. "WAIT! What do we have to do?!" Rudy asked just as they were going to start

"What do you mean, 'what do we have to do?'?" Brynne stated

"How do we play?" Rudy wondered

"AIDEN!!! I THOUGHT YOU EDUCATED THIS UNCULTURED BUFFOON!" Aru exclaimed

"I did!" Aiden protested

"Apparently not enough!" Brynne remarked, dryly

"Then how the heck does he not know how to play UNO!?" Aru asked, her hands on her hips and her left eyebrow raised

"Uh......." Aiden trailed off

"Rudy and Aiden both idiots!" Nikki said, half serious and half joking

"Never mind! Let me just explain it." Mini said, kindness in her voice as she smiled at Rudy.

Rudy smiles back and the two of them stare at each other before Mini blushes a dark red and breaks the eye contact. Rudy runs a hand through his hair and chuckles awkwardly. "Uh, so, er, how do you play?" He said

Everyone but the two of them sent suggestive looks to them which they totally ignored before Nikki, Brynne, and Aru started singing:

"Rudy and Mini sitting in a tree! K. I. S. S. I. N. G!!"

That made their blushes darken and caused Mini to stop explaining Uno and send death glare to her sisters. "Shut up!" She practically hissed

"What?" Nikki started

"What were we doing, beloved sister?" Aru continued

"Exactly, for all I know, we were simply humming." Brynne said, innocently

"Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Just shut up." Mini replied, glaring at them.

Mini went back to explaining the game and once she finished they started playing.

As Aru was sitting next to Rudy, Rudy being after Aru's turn, she kept looking at his cards, dropping the colours he didn't need, successfully messing him up.

No one noticed what she was doing and Aru just kept on smirking away. "How come nothings working for me?!?" She heard Rudy mutter under his breath

Aru stifled a laugh, no wonder she was a Slytherin, she was having WAY to much fun!

She placed a card on the ground and screamed "UNO!" before anyone could call her out.

When her turn came around again, she won. 

"I won!" She exclaimed, doing a victory dance.

"Congrats, snob!" Aiden replies, dryly

"Thank you." Aru told him, smugly

They all went to the living room and watched Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge, about half way through the movie Aru said something that really made Mini, Aiden and Sheela worry about her.

"You know guys, people think whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger and gives you trauma." She started

"But in reality, it gives you weird coping mechanisms and really dark humour." Aru said, laughing

Brynne joined in laughing saying and gave Aru a high five, "So true!"

"Exactly Didi!" Nikita added, laughing

Rudy looked at the trio of girls like they were crazy, they probably were, and then went to the kitchen to grab some food.

Mini, Aiden and Nikita looked at the other Potatoes with concerned looks and Aiden voiced what everyone else was thinking.

"You guys need a therapist. Like seriously, you need a therapist." He said as Mini started looking up therapist numbers and Sheela continued staring at them in concern, shaking her head slightly. 

Aru, Brynne and Nikita payed no attention to him or their sisters they just kept on laughing.

"You really need a therapist."

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Hope you enjoyed that. Does anyone else like dark humour or just me? 😂😂