Tom Holland Imagines

Self-Indulgent Hopes and Dreams

Thought: You know how in fanfics Peter usually is a dog person rather than a cat person? And the authors usually have him wax on about how satanic cats are? I think Peter probably is a cat person because they're misunderstood animals. Not all cats plan on world domination. I feel like Pete would go on this whole rant to Tony and maybe even Cap because just imagine him like "So...you saw a cat in the tree and you didn't rescue it. You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong. The question is, how are you gonna make things right? Maybe you thought the cat could get down by itself. But take it from a guy who's been stuck between a rock and a hard place for 16 years...the only way to really know is to ask...and if you can't ask, a random act of kindness will suffice. Just in general, Peter doing parodies Cap's speeches in front of him and the other Avengers, and Cap is flipping the fuck out because how does Spider-Man know about the PSAs? Especially if they don't know who Spidey is/don't know he's a kid.

Thought number two: Peter dragging Tony to a Comic Con and dressing as Spidey only to lose the costume contest to like...Deadpool or some other superhero. If that's a fic somewhere, please let me know!

Thought number three: Tom reading Spidey fanfic. Especially Irondad/Spiderson fanfic and sharing it with RDJ.

Thought number four: You guys comment. For real, y'all, this is insane.

BONUS THOUGHT HOURS LATER: Peter Parker runs lots of social media accounts. He has his Peter Parker Instagram (peterparkour), his Peter Parker Twitter (peterbparker/peteyparker), and his Peter Parker Facebook. He also has Spidey accounts on Instagram (CallMeSpider-Man) and Twitter (yourfriendlyneighborhoodspider-man/underoos). Now, you're probably wondering what Peter does with these accounts. Well, let me tell ya. peterparkour is for Peter fucking around with his friends, family, the ironfam, and his fellow Avengers. peterbparker is basically his platform to fuck with Mr. Stark and Stark Industries. Spidey's Instagram is for fucking aesthetic pictures taken on patrol and for resources for the people he saves (things like shelters, food resources, mental health stuff, charities, and organizations, and is generally a good source of information. He has his own version of Cap's PSAs too, obviously) Spidey's Twitter is also a great resource for people looking for help. He'll post articles and stuff, and like...spidey fan mail that he gets or reads or shit like that. And (of course) he has Twitter wars with himself.

IT'S TOO LATE FOR THIS SHIT. WHY WON'T MY BRAIN GO TO SLEEP??? But give me Tony and Rhodey at MIT fucking around and just like their friendship and doing dumb shit together and like Rhodey taking care of baby 15/16 year old Tony because he's a disaster. And like...MIT Hacks, which is a real thing. look it up. seriously. so just imagine TS and Co. fucking shit up at MIT like putting an entire police car on top of the Great Dome or letting loose an entire herd of alpacas on the quad, or you know...anything. Just think of the possibilities!!

AIGHT. Does anyone imagine Harry Holland as Harry Osborn? No? Just me? I can see Haz as well, maybe, because of the Holy Trinity, but I read "Harry" and all I can think of is "Holland."  

I HAD A FUCKING IDEA AND I HATW IT BUT I LOVE IT OK? So like...imagine that in the mcu they make superhero films and like...there's a casting call for a Spider-Man movie and Peter auditions and gets the role and he has to hide the fact that he's really spidey. Or like...Peter gets dropped into our world where the mcu is fiction like a multiverse thing and learns that he's a movie character and he meets Tom Holland, RDJ, and Zendaya and like...his brain would explode.

I urge anyone to write some fanfic with these prompts. Just please credit me. Also, if you know of fanfic with these prompts already written, please direct me to them!!