Tom Holland Imagines

Ideas

While we wait an entire eternity for the NWH trailer...here are some very very short ideas:

1. Tom teaching you how to golf

2. Tom doing an ad for cologne or clothing or something and you watching

3. Tom proposing to you (I have many ideas including a) singing Electricity to you and proposing with a picnic and cake that says "marry me?" or b) taking you to an animal shelter and adopting a cat or dog with a ring on his/her collar that says "mummy will you marry daddy?" with bonus points if it's a brothers trust collar or c) taking you to Charles Bridge in Prague and doing the "MJ, I--am Spiderman?" thing that I explained in the last update

4. Tom doing press for a film and he talks about you

5. Please excuse my rambling...but hear me out. I've been working at my local grocery store and I was organizing the soap and shampoo and stuff today. Lo and behold, I see good smelling soap bars and body wash and stuff by this company called "Every Man Jack." Some of you have probably heard of it. It's American. So when I'm on break, I go to their website. I go to the body section. I scroll down. THERE IS SPIDER-MAN-THEMED LIMITED EDITION LINE THAT INCLUDES 3 IN 1 BODY/SHAMPOO/CONDITIONER, HAND SOAP, BODY WASH, AND DEODORANT. They also have Cap, Iron-Man, and Black Panther lines, which all sound like they'd smell good. But...just imagine Harry getting Tom the whole line as a gag gift and Tom complaining bitterly about it but secretly loving it? The scent is "fresh air," which is definitely what I would think Spidey smells like. Bergamot and mint? Hell yeah. 

5.1. Lemme talk about the other scents for a moment. And by the way, I am in no way affiliated with EMJ and I literally am sharing this with you because holy shit this is cool. Ok. Next up is Captain America. The people at EMJ clearly were having fun here. It is scented with "Winter Mint" (Winter Soldier/Capsicle, anyone?), eucalyptus, and lemon. 

5.2. Black Panther's scent is lavender and clove, dubbed as "Wakanda Herbs." Considering neither lavender nor cloves originate/are native to anywhere in Africa, we can rest assured that Shuri hasn't yet fixed the broken white boys who thought Mediterreanean/Middle Eastern/Indian and Indonesian/SE Asian herbs would be the right choice for Wakanda. 

5.3 Let's not forget the bergamot, citrus, and oak-smelling man of iron. Named "Crimson Oak," this manly scent is what EMJ thinks is Tony Stark. Sure, yeah, no complaints there, but what bugs me is this is already one of their signature forever scents. Either they love Crimson Oak so much that it needs to be rebranded as Iron-Man-ish, or someone was lazy. And Tony Stark is anything but lazy. So maybe Shuri has another broken white boy to fix? 

5.4 Interesting how EMJ didn't choose Thor, The Hulk, or Hawkeye (I would imagine that Thor's line would get quite a lot of interest...Hawkeye maybe not so much. Don't ask about the Hulk.) But if they did add those lines, this is what I would imagine them to smell like.

5.5 Thor's line would be difficult because I don't really know what thunder and lightning smell like. So maybe ozonic, but citrusy because that's what some perfume/cologne companies do. And maybe a bit of an alcoholic scent? Mulled wine? Mead? They already have an aged bourbon scent, so it isn't too far off. 

5.6 The Hulk's scent would be a mixture of refined smells for Bruce, and utterly wild scents for his angry green rage monster half. Lots of greenery, obviously. Let's go with bamboo, grasses, green apples, a very fresh and chypre-y scent. 

5.7 Hawkeye gets overlooked, but let's not make his scent that way too. Hawks live in forests. Let's go for a pine and herbaceous scent. 

5.8 While we're at it, let's add Ant-Man, Falcon, Vision, Loki, War Machine, and the Winter Soldier. Scott gets something small and earthy. Patchouli and cedar. Sam gets something a little troubled but light. Incense and amber, perhaps? Vision...I don't want to say metallic, but what else could he possibly represent? Rhodey gets something like Tony but refined and matured. Let's go with oak, other woods, salty (yeah, he was an Air Force guy, but tell me he isn't a little bit salty.) Bucky...oh Bucky. He gets mint just like Steve, and something a little dangerous and edgy, even though he's a teddy bear. DOn't ask what I have in mind. I have nothing in my brain right now. It's just a cavern.

5.9 Yes, I just created some new scents for EMJ to use for the rest of their Marvel LE collection. Do not judge. And yes, none of the female avengers get scents because this is Every Man Jack and their target customers are not Pepper Potts or Scarlet Witch or Black Widow or even Captain Marvel. But I'd imagine they all smell pretty badass. And yes that was a fucking tangent. Do not mind me while I procrastinate.