S1:E13: Ghost F*ckers

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Jennifer the demon, who's still covered in slime, bursts through the door.

"That's our only exit! And now we can't get out." Buttfucks said.

"Hahaha! Now that I destroyed your only exit by making a big hole in it, you're trapped. You're all doomed!"

"Never say never bitch."

Mark and Hashtag enter the room wearing kaki jumpsuits.

"We're the Ghost Fuckers and we're here to fuck shit up." Mark said.

"Who da fuck do you think you are?!" Jennifer said.

"We're the Ghost Fuckers and we're here to fuck shit up." Mark said.

"But we can't do this alone." Hashtag said. "Come here Buttfucks."

Buttfucks walks towards Mark and Hashtag. He's already has the kaki jumpsuit on by the time he gets there.

"Now that you had your little sausage fest you little faggots, I'm gonna keel you."

"Not if we kill you first!"

"How are you going to kill me?"

"With a bazooka that fires poisoned dildos."

"Nnnnnooooo!!!"

The three shoot the bazooka at Jennifer. Instead of being killed, she goes back into being a ghost.

"You killed my demon form but now I'm a ghost. And you can't kill ghosts."

"Oh shit we didn't plan this through did we?"

"Muahaha!"

Lungz comes out of nowhere. He uses a cigarette and smokes Jennifer.

"That's some good shit."

"Lungz! Where have you been?"

"I told you! I was smoking with Scooby Doo and the Gang. Dude I got so high. I fucked Daphne and Fred go jealous so he killed Velma."

"Well...you did it! You defeated Jennifer! But we didn't get to save Martine, Honey BooBoo, Shrek's Little Prayer, the N.I.G.G.A.S reporters, and Animal.

"But bitch I never died." Animal said as he enters the room.

"Animal?! But how is this possible? Jennifer ate you."

"That was my identical twin brother, Creature." Animal said.

"Well dayum. Twist ending." Buttfucks said.

Everybody hears a man screaming coming from the kitchen.

"Sounds like it came from the kitchen.

They go to the kitchen and sees Katy stabbing Micah with a knife.

"This is what you get for saying I'm on my period!" Katy said while stabbing Micah.

"But you are on your period aren't you?" Micah asked.

"......yes."

Katy continues to stab Micah.

"Holy shit another twist ending." Buttfucks said.

"Somebody has to stop her!" Amity said.

"But who?" Baby Bitch screamed

Elsa comes out of nowhere and bites Katy's neck.

"It's Elsa!" Mark screamed

"Fred is right. She did turned into a cannibal." Baby Bitch said.

"Holy shit another twist ending." Buttfucks said.

"Better than Inception."

Leonardo DiCaprio enters the room.

"Put your hand in the air niggas." Leonardo said to the group.

Everybody raises the hands in confusion.

"Who are you? What's going on?"

"This is the last chapter of the 2nd Buttfucks story."

"Yeah. And?" Buttfucks asked.

"The world is in great danger of a monstrous terror."

"Jennifer the demon turned into a giant marshmallow man?" Lungz said.

"How much weed did you do?"

"I don't know. How much?" Lungz asked.

"Someone open a window. His weed is too dank." Amity said.

"Back to the monstrous terror. It's not a giant marshmallow man! It's coming this way from space. It'll take 6 months for it to enter earth, and when it comes...you'll be ready to fight."

"6 months? That's enough time to fuck more bitches! Starting with Amity."

"Teehee."

T.H.E.E.N.D

(Time to Have Even more Endings Nigga Damn)

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