Katy takes the kids to am empty room with a mirror on the back wall.
"Where the fuck are we?"
"We're in the O.R.G.Y, the Oculus Reflection of Generation's Youth." Katy said.
"What does it do?"
"The mirror kills people."
"How much?"
"As much as it wants to."
"How long does it take to kill people?"
"As much as it wants to."
"How many bitches does it fuck?"
"As much as it wants to- Wait a minute!"
"Awe! We got you nigga!"
"You did my nigga!"
Katy takes the kids to the kitchen. All the knives and utensils are covered in blood.
"And here we have the kitchen. Where our chef, Paula Deen cooks our meal."
"Howdy Niggas." Paula said. "What up my Nigga. My Nigga my Nigga. Nigga I ain't worried bout nothing."
"Nigga Please!" Baby Bitch said.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT THE BUTTER I MADE FROM MY VAGINA!" Paula said.
Paula takes the blood covered spoons, shoves it down her front pants, takes it out, and now the spoons are filled with butter.
"EAT MY VAGINA BUTTER!"
The kids takes the butter spoons from her and puts it in their mouths. They're amazed on how the butter tastes.
"It's the best vagina butter I ever tasted!" Hashtag says.
"Mmm Mmm good." Animal said.
"Thank you. And you can thank HoneyBooBoo."
"It's the same butter we use to make Butter N Sketti." Honey BooBoo's Mom said.
"More buttuh more betta."
The lightbulb in Honey BooBoo's Easy Bake Oven goes out.
"Momma! My Easy Bake broke."
"Don't worry sweetie. Momma's gonna feex it."
The Mother takes out the lightbulb and puts it next to an apple.
"I'm gonna buy you a new lightbulb at the Dolla makes me Holla Store."
The Mother grabs the apple and takes a bite of it. Her mouth starts to bleed. She looks at the apple and realizes it's a lightbulb. She dies of diabetes.
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Buttfucks McGee 2
HumorA year after the events of season 1, 11 year old Buttfucks McGee must face his demons and other demons that haunting the orphanage filled with the spirits of the victims of the fateful night.
