An minute later, Katy Perry enters the room.
"Hello, I'm Katy. And I'll be your tour guide."
"But we don't need a tour guide. We've been here before."
"I'm sorry, but the F.U.C.K.E.R.S, the Friendship Under Custody of Kids Emotionally Resting Sickily, wants me to show you guys a tour. Plus I get paid extra."
Katy takes the kids to the living room. There is a fireplace and a few chairs sitting around. Above it, are plaques with animal heads on it. One says Fox with a fox head on it, then there's one that says Bear with a Bear on it. And the last one shows a plaque with a Man head that says Jehova's Witness.
"The hunters had a tough time tracking as shooting that beast down." Katy said.
"They could've just open the door and shoot that nigga down on the porch." Hashtag said.
"Too hard." Katy said.
"Like your mom's dick!" Buttfucks said.
"Ooohhhh!"
Katy takes the kids to the tv room. Katy turns the tv on to Spongebob.
"Hey Patrick, are you angry too?"
"Yeah."
"What's the matter?"
"All bam bitches cause my fucking problems."
"This is a lot different than I remembered."
"I'm in love with the-"
"CHOCOLATE!"
"We'll be back after these messages..."
"Spongebob Tampax!"
"Who lives in the vagina of a young teen?
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX
Absorbent and yellow and bloody as he?
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX
If intense bleeding be something you wish
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX
Then drop on the deck and cry like a bitch!
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOBBB TAMPAXXX!!!
*Nose Flute*
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Buttfucks McGee 2
HumorA year after the events of season 1, 11 year old Buttfucks McGee must face his demons and other demons that haunting the orphanage filled with the spirits of the victims of the fateful night.
