Later that day, Buttfucks, Baby Bitch, Mark, Hashtag, Amity, Lungz, Animal, and Pj arrive to the big mansion surrounded by a field of wild flowers, magical forests, theme parks, and a sparkling lake...
"This place still looks like a shit- hole." Buttfucks said.
They arrive to the front porch and see's Jennifer's dried up period blood still splattered on the window.
"It's been a whole year and no one bothered to wipe the blood off." Baby Bitch said.
"That's America for you." Hashtag said.
They enter the Mansion and it's filled with news reporters.
"Who the fuck are these faggots." Lungz said.
"I think they're looters!" Amity said.
"Quick! Take anything you can and run!"
They take out their pocket knives and start stabbing the news reporters.
"Wait! I don't think they're looters, I think they're news reporters."
"We're the N.I.G.G.A.S, and we're here to interview the survivors of the J.A.C.K.O.F.F, the Jennifer Allman Case of Killing Orphans For Fucking." Says the lead reporter.
"Thank goodness Fred shot her in the head."
"Did someone say my name?" Fred Jones said.
"Fred! Where are the others?" Buttfucks asked.
"They're in the backyard getting high as a motherfucker."
"I'll be right black." Lungz said as he leaves.
"Anyway, what about Elsa? She survived by leaving the story and replaced herself with Miley Cyrus."
"We don't know, but rumors say she lives in the forest, and has turned into a cannibal. But on the bright side, Ylvis is here to perform!"
"What does the cat say? Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy..."
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Buttfucks McGee 2
HumorA year after the events of season 1, 11 year old Buttfucks McGee must face his demons and other demons that haunting the orphanage filled with the spirits of the victims of the fateful night.
