S2/E4: Good News Bad News

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"Since this is the next chapter, will you tell me the good and bad news?"

"Okay, what do you want to hear first?"

"The good news."

"Okay, the good news is that they're having a memorial and they want us to come!"

"What?"

"It sounds better with the bad news first."

"Then tell the bad news first then."

"The bad news is that the N.I.G.G.A.S, the News of Interesting Goods for Geniuses of American Society, is doing a report on the Orphanage we were sent to last year."

"What's the good news?"

"The good news is that they're having a memorial and they want us to come!"

"Why?"

"They're going to interview the survivors. That's us."

"Me, Baby, You, and Elsa are the only ones to survive. Plus the Scooby Doo Gang; Scooby, Fred, Daphne, Velma, and Shaggy."

"Did someone say Shaggy? That's the guy where I got my weed from. I'm going with you. Lungz said.

"Wait what?"

"Me too! But only because there's going to be a party." Animal said.

"It's a memorial!"

"I'm coming too." Pj said. "But only because I need a ride home."

"I'm so confuse!"

"And since I'm your best friend in the whole wide world, I'm coming with you." Hashtag said.

"What the fuck just happened here? We're not going!" Buttfucks said.

"And I'm coming too!" Amity says.

"We're going! Buttfucks said.

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