The EMT puts Honey BooBoo's Mother on a gurney. All her weight smashes it and she rolls over onto the floor. At the second attempt, they use a forklift to carry her to the ambulance. When they were settling her in, all her weight brings the ambulance's back wheels onto the floor. When they were driving away, the back of the bumper slides across the road, making sparks fly everywhere.
"And since that mayonnaise eater is dead, let's go back to the kitchen." Katy said.
Katy takes the kids, including Honey BooBoo, back to the kitchen.
"Oh My God!" Katy screamed.
"What? What is it?" Amity asked.
"My keys are on the floor!"
"Who cares?" They're just keys."
"But they were on the counter. And now they're on the floor. I have a bad feeling about this place."
"You're getting paranoid about a couple of keys falling onto the floor? Bitch!" Buttfucks said.
"Either they fell by themself...or they were pushed!"
"By what?"
"That ghost behind you."
The kids turn around and see the ghost of Jennifer Allman."
"I'm back niggas!" The ghost of Jennifer said.
"What that fuck? How is this possible?" Buttfucks asked.
"You remembered how Becky died and turned into a ghost last year?"
"Uh...yeah."
Jennifer just floats there for a couple of seconds not saying anything.
"I bought this mansion from a cult."
So everyone who died last year turned into a ghost!"
"Even Dickgrinder Bonerchomper."
"Yay! My best friend!" Baby Bitch said.
"And! We're also DEMONS!"
Jennifer goes from ghost form into a giant demonic demon. She eats Honey BooBoo.
"But I want my Butter N Sketti!" Honey BooBoo said.
Jennifer crunches on Honey BooBoo. A load of butter flows out.
"Everybody run and hide!...but first! Let me take a selfie!"
Katy takes out her iPhone 7s to take her picture, but accidently records herself.
"Ain't nobody got time for that!" Buttfucks said.
Buttfucks grabs Katy while she's still recording.
POV: CAMERA(Night Vision)
Katy and the kids run into the opening of the Mansion. All the News Reporters are dead and naked.
"Oh my god! They had an orgy without me!" Katy said.
"Let's get outta here! The front door's still wide open." Animal said.
They go into the living room and sees The Nanny burning amber in the form of a cross and saying things in Spanish.
"Who da fuck you." Buttfucks asked.
"Me Martine. I protect house from bad spirits." Martine said.
"Well can you do it at your own house?" Katy said.
Katy gets a Fabreeze and sprays it into the form of a cross. Jennifer the Demon smash through the wall, leaving a big hole, and eats Martine.
"Thank good someone opened a window. It was getting a bit stuffy in here." Katy said.
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Buttfucks McGee 2
HumorA year after the events of season 1, 11 year old Buttfucks McGee must face his demons and other demons that haunting the orphanage filled with the spirits of the victims of the fateful night.
