Amity and her drug dealing parents arrive with a bag of Hot Cheetos.
"HI AMITY!" Buttfucks said as he screams in Amity's ear.
Amity is temporally deaf and heard nothing but a buzzing noise.
"Hi Buttfucks."
"Amity I'm glad you made it." Buttfucks said.
"Yeah it's kinda hard not to show up when you send 10 letters, 20 phone calls, 50 text messages, 100 emails, 150 AssToFaceBook messages, and a smoke signal."
"Yeah, and I just sent out the bat signal."
"Well luckily I showed up instead of Batman."
"Actually Batman showed up 5 minutes ago."
Buttfucks shows Amity Batman being drunk in the living room.
"Nigga nigga nigga nigga Batman!" Batman sang.
"Amity? Do you wanna see a YouTube video?" Buttfucks asked.
"Sure."
Buttfucks takes Amity to his room to fuck her...I mean, to show her a YouTube video. He gives his laptop to Amity. It shows an ASPCA commercial with caged dogs and cats in cages crying.
"HA! That looks funny as fuck!" Buttfuck said.
"I guess so. I love You-"
"I love you too!" Buttfucks quickly replied.
"Um...I was going to say I love YouTube."
"Oh...well...this is awkward."
"Yeah, I think I might leave."
Amity gets up and leaves Buttfuck's room.
"Amity Wait!"
Mark steps in front of Buttfucks.
"Get of my mah way nigga!"
"Buttfucks! There's some good and bad news I have to tell you!" Mark said.
"Hurry up and tell me!"
"I can't, we have to wait until the next chapter!"
"FUCK!"
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Buttfucks McGee 2
HumorA year after the events of season 1, 11 year old Buttfucks McGee must face his demons and other demons that haunting the orphanage filled with the spirits of the victims of the fateful night.
