Status: enemies
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⚡chosen one⚡
Harry: Your mom's so fat, her Patronus charm is a cake.
Y/N: At least I have one.
Harry: ...
🦁jello eater🦁
Ron: You're so ugly. That's why you're single.
Y/N: At least I'm not desperate.
Ron: What do you mean?
Y/N: You're only Lavender 'cuz you can't pull anyone else.
Ron: ...
🧡Freddie🧡
Fred: You know, you're so annoying.
Y/N: Everyone knows that.
Ginny: Just shut up and date already.
Y/N: How did you even-
Fred: Y/N, wanna date?
Y/N: Sorry, I'm dating George.
Fred: ...
🤡george the clown🤡
George: Whys you're face so weird.
Y/N: Why's your grammar so bad?
George: ...
🌻father nature🌻
Neville: You're more annoying than weeds.
Y/N: Oh, shut up. We both know you're basically Earth so if I'm the weeds, I'm on top of you.
Neville: Um-
💛dedric💛
Cedric: At least I have a girlfriend.
Y/N: I least I have a reputation.
Cedric: Oh, shut up we both know you're nothing like me.
Y/N: I know right. I'm glad I at least have a heartbeat.
Cedric: ...
Y/N: I see we both finally agree on something.
🧹Quidditch King🧹
Oliver: You suck at Quidditch, just leave the team.
Y/N: You suck in bed, just stop trying.
Oliver: ...
Y/N: Exactly.
🐍tommy boy🐍
Tom: you're so stupid.
Y/N: shut up, if you're gonna be two-faced, at least have one of them be hot.
Tom: You don't think I'm hot?
Y/N: Bye, Tim. *blocks tom*
Tom: my name's not Tim.
🍏daddy's boy🍏
Draco: You're so-
Y/N: "it'S kIllEd mEh!"
Draco: Shut up, you-
Y/N: "trAInIng fOr thE bAllET, pOttAH?!"
Draco: If you don't stop-
Y/N: "yOO and yOUr blOOdY chIcKEn!"
Draco: My father will hear about this!
Y/N: I was gonna do that next
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4/28/21
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Harry Potter Boys Oneshots
FanfictionIt's exactly as the title says with just a bit more ;)
