just you guys being weird over text 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯

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I love those photos* BTW, ya'll are just friends.

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BESTIES 🐸

Tom: You guys are not my "besties"

Y/N: aww... be nice, Tommy.

Harry: LMAO, Tommy?

Draco: Tommyyy

Ron: No bloody way. Tommy?

Fred: I'm going to start calling him that.

Tom: Enough, all of you!

George: How can we take you seriously now?

Oliver: You guys think that's bad? Y/N calls me "Oli" or "Olive Oil" 😭

Neville: Why? Lol.

Cedric: Bahaha

Fred: "Olive Oil" HAHA

Y/N: But it's cuuute.

Oliver: No, it's not.

Draco: Y/N gives people the dumbest nicknames ever 🙄

Y/N: No, I don't! 

Draco: Yes, you do.

Tom: Yes, you do.

Oliver: Agreed.

Y/N: Neville?

Neville: Don't ask me. I don't have a nickname.

Y/N: "NEV" or...

"NEVILLE BBY"

lol that's cuteee

Neville: Ok, ok.

Tom: I'm leaving this chat.

Y/N: NOOO, BESTIEEE

*Tom Riddle has left BESTIES 🐸*

*Y/N has added Tom Riddle to BESTIES 🐸*

*Tom Riddle has left BESTIES 🐸*

*Y/N has added Tom Riddle to BESTIES 🐸*

*Tom Riddle has left BESTIES 🐸*

*Y/N has added Tom Riddle to BESTIES 🐸*

Tom: STOP IT!

Y/N: "STOP IT!" 😂

Harry: He's going to kill you later

Cedric: I can sense his anger from my screen

Fred: Same

George: Same

Tom: They're not wrong

Y/N: Oh, I'm so scareddd

Tom: As you should be

Y/N: I WAS JOIKING.

Hear the sarcasm?

Ha ha ha...?

Draco: 😂😂😂

Ron: 😂😂😂

Cedric: 😂😂😂

*Tom Riddle is offline*

Harry: ooooh...

Fred and George: RUN

*Y/N is offline*

Harry: Damn...

Ron: Bloody hell...

Cedric: Well...

Fred: She's screwed.

George: She's screwed.

*24 hours later*

Neville: Hey, guys? Is Y/N ok???

Cedric: I haven't seen her all day

or Tom.

Harry: He probably took her somewhere like how he took Ginny

Y/N: Hey guys.

Don't worry, I'm alive.

Fred and George: THANK JESUS

Draco: Thanks, Jesus.

Cedric: They didn't mean- 🤦‍♂️

Fred: 🤦‍♂️

George: 🤦‍♂️

Neville: What happened?

Y/N: Nothing.

Tom just wants to be my "daddy" now or whatever.

IDK wut he means tho. Weirdo.

George: 😂

Fred: I'm dyinggg

Cedric: You can't die twice tho.

Fred: Hush up, you're dead too.

Harry: 😂

Ron: 😂

George: GET HIM, FRED

6/9/21

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