Azka-banned
Y/N: would you guys still love me if I was a worm?
Tom: Absolutely not.
Theo: ?
Draco: I never said I loved you
Blaise: Of course.
Lorenzo: what Blaise said
Mattheo: I don't like slimy things
Y/N: you literally have a pet snake?
Theo: and a snake girlfriend
Blaise: 😆😆
Mattheo: ...
Lorenzo: HE GOT YOU THERE MATTHEO
Tom: There's no need to be so crude towards snakes.
Y/N: this is exactly why Mattheo left the gc last time, be nicer you guys
Mattheo: I would step on you all if you were worms
Mattheo: oops except for Y/N I guess
Draco: I'd never become a worm if my life depended on it
Blaise: that's because you'd rather be a ferret
Y/N: ^^ I WAS SAYING LAST NIGHT
Draco: I hate you all.
Draco: it was one time.
Draco: and I never agreed to it.
Draco: and it was humiliating. Yet I kept my head pretty well afterwards.
Draco: you all could never.
Lorenzo: why're you getting so defensive
Theo: getting defensive and for what
Y/N: That's the most defensive you've been since I discovered your Wattpad account.
Draco: it was all for a tease.
Draco: I thought we were supposed to move past it.
Mattheo: you know how Y/N is
Tom: Stubborn and likes to hold a grudge
Y/N: at least appreciate I never leaked your account or blackmailed you about it
Blaise: Draco probably would have done so to anyone else
Theo: most likely
Lorenzo: DEFINITELY.
Draco: I wouldn't!
Draco: I'm not evil like Riddle.
Tom: You're too much of a daddy's boy.
Mattheo: Draco's not orphaned enough to be evil like Tom
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Harry Potter Boys Oneshots
FanfictionIt's exactly as the title says with just a bit more ;)
