Steve: 2014 Man I'm kind of gay
Steve: 2015 Yeah I'm pretty gay
Steve: 2016 *scream*
Bruce: Oh my god! Oh my god! I found my card. Not straight!
Scott: Do it hetro
Tony: I'm making copies move I'm gay
Tony: In the workplace being gay just has its perks.
Peter *jumps off counter* I"M GAY
Bigot: You shouldn't get your haircut short again honey you look like a lesbian
Carol: *YMCA starts playing*
Valkyrie: I'm Bi
Bruce: I'm upset
Thor: I'm sad
*Loki walks by*
Loki: I'm all of the above. Get over yourselves.
Carol: I'm a Lesbian
Maria: I thought you were an American!
Scott: Clint, are you ok?
Clint: Yeah just lately I haven't been able to think straight.
*In his mind* Balls, Two guys holding hands, dick, dudes butt, Clay Aiken's, Wiener.
*Spiderman walked into the training room. With Natasha fighting hand-to-hand combat with Bucky. *
Peter: She's beauty. She's Ace and she will punch you in the face.
*Natasha punches Bucky on the face. She turned to the camera and gave a thumbs up. Revealing her asexual shirt. Bucky turned and had a shirt that says Asexual rights. He smiled and the two returned to sparing.
Thor: Hello ladies it's old spice man here. Look at your man. Now back to me. Ooh, keep your eyes on your man he's fine.
Bucky: This is a dick up. I mean a stick-up. Drop them draws. I mean empty your pockets.
T'Challa: Just riding with my gay ass sister
Shuri: I'm a lesbian
T'Challa: You're gay
Shuri: Lesbian
T'Challa: Gay
Shuri: Lesbian
T'Challa: Lesbian
Shuri: Gay- I meant lesbian.
Idiot: So what if I use the wrong pronouns. You need to chill out.
Loki: Well, it's a hundred degrees outside and no fuck you. I'm not going to chill out. Now come here.
Loki: *Stabs them*
*Wanda watching a tv show*
Girl: I'm not into boys.
*Pauses the movie and gasps in gay*
Girl: I'm into men
*Throws computer across the room*
Wade: Uh girl how do you control your hungering for dick
Domino: I don't know
Wade: Because I'm horny as fuck right now
Peter Quill: I'm writing a film about the forbidden love between a sea monster and a land monster.
Pietro: Cute. Can we make that gay? Scott: I want to make a tv show about a group of friends but one of them is gay.
Pietro: Could be gayer.
Tony: I think I'm going to make an instructional video on how to build a desk.
Pietro: *Comes into view* But Gay? Tony: What the fuck. *Holds hand over chest*
Reporter: What's your gender
Loki: Doom
Reporter: No I mean biological
Loki: Terror
Reporter: No I mean what's in your pants?
Loki: Death and destruction.
Tony: Awe this coffee taste like balls
Steve: You know what balls taste like?
Tony: No, it's just what I imagine they taste like
Steve: I got to go man
Stephen: Results are in and it shows that you are .... Gay
Clint: Wait you could tell that just from the results
Stephen: No, I could tell as soon as you walked in the door
Loki: Nonbinary doesn't exist because I say it doesn't exist. You don't exist because I say you don't exist bye bitch
*Back in black begins to plays*
Peter: They say genders what's in your pants so
*Pulls out a sign saying social construct*
Peter: So think about it
Thor: So when did you know you were gay
*Oops I did it again plays. As Stephen shows a picture of him in a white suit with black. Looking sassy and disco posing.*
Steve: Why do we need coming out day everyone's a little gay.
Clint: Well, I'm a big gay, and I'm coming out today as the world's biggest gay.
Bruce: Everybody has a gay cousin
Sam: Bitch I don't got a gay cousin. Wait oh- Oh shit I am the gay- Oh my god
Valkyrie: Hey you're really pretty
Pepper: That is so sweet I love how girls can just like complement each other you know
Valkyrie: I'm gay
Peter Quill: This fucking filter looks like a gay bar code scanner beep beep bitch you gay *Laughs*
Loki: I mean yeah I could listen to all your transphobic bullshit but I'm far too busy bathing in all of my money *Shows wad of cash and flips them off*
Peter: I'm going to be like 21. After you ask how old am I.
Wade: How many dicks you suck
Peter: 21 Oh OH
*Starts laughing*
T'Challa: I'm Bi your bi aren't we all a little bi
Scott: What to hetro
Pietro: Crunch wrap supreme
Clint: And a large penis
Pietro: Dude selfish
Pietro: And we'll take two large penises
Tony: Yeah he'd like a large penis with extra Mayo
Bruce: That's disgusting dude you know how much I hate mayo
Pietro: Yo Wanda. You good at sucking dick?
Wanda: Haha, I don't know. Why don't you ask Thor?
Thor: I don't know. I think I'm good at sucking dick
Clint: Ok so I have this vine where we all end up in the shower naked
Tony: Do you just want to see us naked in the shower?
Clint looked at Steve, Bucky, Thor, Tony, and Loki.
Clint: *Chuckles nervously* Noooo
Friday: Keep gay for two miles
Friday: In 200 feet turn right queer
Tony: Do you mean right here?
Friday: You have reached your desti- gay- tion
Tony: Really
Peter: Finish the lyrics So no one told you life was
Clint: Going to be this gayyyy
*Claps to Friends themes song*
Rhodey: Wow how did you get so many, followers
Tony: *Shrugs* Sucking dick
Rhodey: But you have 50 thousand followers
Tony: *Shrugs*
Rhodey: *Opens door* Get out
Pepper: Hey Tony are you going to get those reports on my desk
Tony: Hmm yeah
Pepper: You sure? You just gonna keep looking at pictures of people you want to fuck
*Turns to computer filled with a bunch of pictures of guys*
*Sign above shows gay cinema*
Carol
Maria
Carol: What are you doing here?
Maria: Just browsing.
*Turns to look at each other before they take off.
Peter: Wade come look at this.
Wade: Look at what?
Peter: It's gone now.
Wade: What was it?
Peter: Me being straight.
*Wade smirks*
Steve: Honestly I really like guys-
*Bucky gasps*
Steve: Geysers there one of earth's natural beauties.
* Bucky settles back down*
Steve: I also really like dudes.
*Bucky crushes water bottle in own face*
I don't even fucking know. Ha
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Marvel One-Shots
FanfictionJust a bunch of marvel one-shots and short stories. This contains gay one-shots. With maybe a straight one. I write fluff, smut, and angst. Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel, but if I would be hella rich and everyone would be gay. Stucky, Spideypool...
