How to defeat Voldemort step by step |Regulus Black|

Have you rehearsed this or something?

For a second everyone but Narcissa who continued sipping her tea froze. The looks on the Death-Eaters' faces were priceless. Voldemort didn't move at all. There was completely silence for a few seconds, if had dropped a needle you would have been able to hear how it falls. Then Voldemort opened his mouth.

"Kill him!"

Everything happened so fast. In one moment the Death-Eaters were lifting their wands, in the next one from the tiles from the floor erupted and captured them  creating something like chains. Sadly Voldemort managed to escape on time. Sirius almost missed how his brother's wand pointed to the floor in the second he heard Voldemort's command.

"How cowardly of you." Regulus said coldly staring straight into Voldemort eyes. Nobody tore off eyes of them. If it was Sirius at Voldemort's place, he would have run already, his brother was scary. Hey, it's rhyme! Not the moment, Sirius, but yes.

Voldemort lifted his wand and shot green light toward Regulus who moved graciously away with easy. Voldemort started sending shots of green light, one after another. Some of them nearly hit Narcissa who didn't even lift her eyebrow. Regulus was still moving away with easy glaring with his eyes full of cold venom at Voldemort and not attempting to stop the unforgivables flying at him. It looked like a cat playing with its dinner.

Then with one movement of Regulus' wand Voldemort's robes turned bright pink, just like the one that the toad-looking lady next to Fudge was wearing. Voldemort stopped with bewitched face of disbelief. Regulus spoke with voice full of boredom.

"If you have finished with your little tantrum, I would like to point out that you make really bad princess. What could I say? Diadems, lockets, rings, a special cup, a diary and favorite pet, it would have been really well themed if it wasn't all this black. Pink suits you, don't you agree?"

At this statement Voldemort looked more murderous than before. He pointed with his wand to send another deadly spell at Regulus, not noticing how the younger Black brother moved his wand. BANG! Voldemort's wand broke into pieces and the floor made second attend to capture him. Voldemort didn't give up, he stretched his hand to pull Lucius' wand out of his snake-headed cane.

However there wasn't a wand. There was a snake without its two poisonous fangs. Voldemort didn't seem to notice that though, he sent it after Regulus. It bit him in the moment that Voldemort was captured by the transfigurated into chains tiles. Regulus turned to Narcissa.

"Really Cissy?"

"What? Lucius and I had an argument!" she shrugged.

"Yes, but a snake?"

"He let his peacocks wander in my flower alley, they destroyed my white roses, Lucius is lucky I'm not enough cruel to put the snake with its poison in his cane!" she gave her husband a glare.

"Only you, coz, only you!" Regulus vanished the snake chuckling and put something in the Voldemort and the Death-Eaters' mouths so they couldn't talk.

Then he walked and drank the rest of his tea at once. Narcissa stood up and helped him to collect his things.

"On the brighter side, do you think that I smuggled you into Voldy's base and helped you to catch Pettigrew and hand him to the Ministry will be enough for Lucius to want divorce?"

"I don't know, but if not, you can always be the one who hands the divorce paper."

"Hmm, you are right. Now let's talk to our dear useless Minister and his pink chimpanzee."

Sirius laughed in his dog form again. The members of the Order who was over the shock of seeing Voldemort captured so easily and couldn't stop themselves laughed. A small smiles curled the corners of Minnie and Mad-Eye's lips. Dumbledore eyes twinkled with amusement while he was observing Fudge reaction.

Regulus checked his clock.

"Yes, let's go, I have only a hour and half."

He pulled the barrier down with a smirk.

"This Dumbledore, brother, dear Order of Phoenix and other useless people is how you deal with Moldevort."

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