𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐥𝗼𝐩𝐞𝐳 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐝𝐲𝐧𝐚𝗺𝐢𝐜 𝐝𝐮𝐞𝐭𝐬

"The secret society of superhero's is know in session. It is the purpose of this club to fight injustice, to right all of that which is wrong, and to reserve true justice and peace in the halls of McKinley High." Blaine announced. "First order of business: roll call. Go!"

"Asian Persuasion here." Tina smiled. "My superpower is being the mistress of manipulation."

"Blonde Chameleon here." Sam said doing an impression. "My power is being able to impersonate anyone and everyone like George Bush!"

"Tarantula Head here." Joe said. "My superpower is lashing you with my dreads."

"Sweet and Spicy here." Sugar grinned. "My superpower is money."

"Captain Radiation here." I smiled. "My superpower is the power of radiation manipulation."

"Second order of business: inducting new members into our ever swelling ranks. Tenets, come forth." Blaine said and Artie, Becky, and Brittany came in.

"Exited to be here, Blaine!" Artie smiled and Blaine shook his head. "First of all: there are no civilian identities in here. Okay? I'm NightBird. The Nocturnal Avenger. Second of all: I really hope you're not trying to pass yourself off as certain telepathic leader of a certain group of superhuman mutants because that will be a copyright violation."

"Uh...i'm Doctor Y and...my superpower is wheelies?"

"Welcome Doctor Y. Next." Blaine smiled.

"I'm Queen Bee and I sting like a bitch." Becky made a 'buzz' sound.

"Welcome Queen Bee."

"I'm the Human Brain." Brittany said blankly and Blaine looked at her confused. "W-welcome Human Brain."

"Oh, and, uh, Becky," I smiled. "Queen Bee is already a superhero from DC Comics-"

"Shut up, Bitch!" She yelled and and I looked at her shocked. "Excuse me?"

"What's this? A text just came through on my night phone!" Blaine picked up his phone and sighed. "I already told you, Asian Persuasion, this cell is for emergencies only."

Tina smiled tilting her head and Blaine looked away. "You can not use your powers to manipulate me to getting back together with my ex. Stop trying."

Tina's assistant walked in and Blaine stood up. "What is it?!"

"Emergency in the choir room!" She cried and we ran to the choir room.

"Someone took your Nationals Trophy and left a laptop for you to play." She pointed to the laptop and Artie rolled to the front of the group. "Who leaves a laptop?"

"Someone rich. Someone who wants to send us a message." Blaine pressed play and a man with a blurred face popped up on the screen. "Greetings, New Directions. You have been living as champions with borrowed time and that ends now. We have your trophy. Soon we'll have your title as well. The great reckoning is at hand: sectionals. Your move." The recording shut down and I looked over at Blaine. "Fight for your title, NightBird. Fight."

"I won't fail you." He turned to me and I nodded. "I know you won't. Our future rests with you now."

Lunch came by and I decided to eat in the choir room with Brittany. We talked about our superhero costumes and other stuff.

"I don't have hope in Blaine." Brittany shook her head and I laughed. "He'll do great. I hope."

"I still can't believe who Santana's dating now." She ate a cracker and I looked at her curious. "Who's she dating?"

"Okay, don't tell Santana but," She came close to me and whispered in my ear. "i saw her girlfriend when we were face-timing and she looks exactly like you."

I backed up and she nodded. "Yeah, don't worry though. She's not as pretty as you."

I smiled and felt myself blush. "Really?"

"Yeah." Brittany got closer looking down and my lips and I leaned in. I felt her lips on mine and I grabbed the side of her face.

She pulled away and smiled brightly. "Wow, you taste exactly how Santana said."

I looked at her confused. "Th-thanks?"

"You're welcome." Brittany grinned and I laughed.

NEXT DAY.

"Okay." Finn walked in the choir room wearing a superhero costume and I laughed taking out my phone. "I have to send Carol a picture of this."

"I-I get it, my first idea was pretty bad."

"Worse than funk." "Worse than Night of Neglect." Artie and Tina said.

"So...I decided to try something new: Dynamic Duets. This is gonna be a lot more fun, and it focuses on something that you guys actually like: superhero's." Finn smiled.

"So wait- are we all going to have to wear costumes?" Marley asked and Artie chimed in. "And who exactly are you supposed to be? The Bulge, who makes gym socks disappear?"

"Please don't melt us with your bulge." Brittany said and I laughed.

"Well, I am the almighty Treble Clef, Uniter of Glee Clubs."

"Jesus is the only real almighty superhero." Kitty said and Joe smiled. "Amen."

"Nobody asked you." She insulted Joe and I laughed.

"Come on, guys, let's here him out." A kid said and Finn smiled. "Thanks."

"Who is that again?" I asked Brittany and she shrugged. "Rick, i think."

"Look at The Avengers. Individually, they all have amazing powers but as a team, they cannot be stopped. Right now, we're a bunch of individuals with great powers and talents, but we're not a team. Some of you even have mortal enemies in this very room, allowing the Dark Side to turn us against each other, when we should be focused on the Warblers."

"NightBird is handling the missing trophy." Blaine said and I rolled my eyes. "NightBird has been handling the missing trophy for two days now."

"I need time, Captain Radiation. It's harder than it looks." He looked over at me and I hummed in response.

"Jake you'll pair up with Ryder. Marley will join Kitty to perform the duets. The rest of you, start preparing to fight an epic battle against the forces of evil at Sectionals." Finn announced and we clapped.

TIME SKIP.

The two boys began fighting as me and Brittany looked at them confused. "Do you remember them joining?" I yelled a bit over the screaming and Brittany shook her head. "Nope."

okay, this chapter isn't really as long as i'd like it to be but i hope y'all enjoy <3