The Titan King: Male x DxD

Chapter Two

It was lunch time, and Y/n, Issei, Motohama, and Matsuda were perched on a hilltop, overlooking the campus. Many girls that passed glared in disgust at the perverted trio, but smiled or blushed at Y/n, who just waved back.

"Damnit! Why the hell do you get all the smiles and giggles?!" Motohama cried

"What do you have that we don't?!" Matsuda questioned.

"A non-perverted personality," Y/n shrugged as he kept eating his lunch, "Let's face it, you guys spend more time talking about girls and their "racks" than anything else".

"What's so wrong with admiring the body of a young woman?" Issei asked.

"Nothing really, except you three don't admire girls, you just drool over them".

"How dare you!" Motohama yelled, "We've done no drooling of any kind!"

"Last week, you and Issei couldn't stop staring at Tsubaki's bikini picture in the year book. The damn page was literally covered in saliva".

Issei and Motohama exchanged a glance, before each sighing.

"Yeah I guess we did do that, "Issei groaned, laying on his back.

"Why'd you guys even come to this school anyway?" Y/n asked, finishing the last of his lunch.

"Such a foolish question my dear Y/n," Motohama said, as he put an arm around the e/c boy's shoulder, "Up until very recently, this was an all girls school, meaning that the female gender reigns supreme here. As such, there is a very limited number of boys, meaning more ripe pickings for us!"

"In other words, a perfect opportunity for a harem!" Issei yelled, throwing his fist in the air.

"Oh yeah!" Matsuda exclaimed, "This is our way into the high life!"

Y/n simply shook his head. "It's times like these where I can't believe you guys are my friends".

"Ouch Y/n" Issei placed a hand over his heart, "How could you say such a thing?"

"Suck it up buttercup," Y/n flipped him off, causing the other two to snciker, "And besides, this is our second year here, and you guys haven't gotten a single girlfriend. Granted, I'm not sure who would want to date you, given your...unique personalities".

"There's a first time for everything," Motohama pointed out.

"Whatever man, keep dreaming," Y/n said.

At that moment, Matsuda stood up, and began walking down the hill.

"Matsuda, where are you going," Issei asked.

Matsuda turned around, and smiled pervertedly. "Who wants to see some boobs?"

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Two to one!"Matsuda claimed, "Sorry Y/n, this one's ours!"

Y/n let out a huff as he followed the three boys to the other side of the academy, where the girls gym locker room was located. They quietly snuck around back, and Matsuda was the first to peak through a small hole, Motohama and Issei crouched on either side of him. In mere moments, the doors opened, and the Y/n could hear the voices of girls, making their way inside. He leaned up against a wall, as Matsuda and Motohama spied on the girls removing their clothes.

"Look! Murayama's rack is so big!" Matsuda gasped, "Katase's legs are also so fine!"

"Those measurements must be 78.5 cm 65cm 79cm", Motohama guessed.

"And this is why you'll never get girlfriends," Y/n told them, shaking his head.

"The heart wants what it wants," Issei said, "Hey guys, let me see too!"