Homestuck X Readers

Miracle Shoe (Gamzee X OC!Reader)

{OC Request by _Mysterion_}

{TW: #swearing #oc #request}

Gamzee's POV (1st person)

My name is Gamzee Makara, and I can't find my motherfucking left shoe.

I was all up and baking another wicked slime pie for Lupa {That's you lol} since she wanted to visit my hive for some motherfucking reason. Then, next thing I know, my shoe was gone! I looked all over my respiteblock and didn't find it! Maybe if I wait, some motherfucking miracle will happen, and I'll get my bitchtits wicked shoe back!

Who knows? Miracles are some motherfucking beautiful things...

Lupa's POV (2nd person)

Your name is Lupa Satnav, and you're waiting outside your flush cr- FRIEND. Your VERY GOOD FRIEND, Gamzee's, hive. You've been waiting outside for nearly an hour now, just playing with your curly hair. Your long, black tail flicked back and forth impatiently until a tall, familiar juggalo opened the door.

"Gamzee!!!" You tackle-hugged him, and he stumbled back a little, his usual higher-than-a-motherfucker smile on his painted face.

"Hey there, my wicked sis!" Gamzee hugged you back and honked a horn that he conveniently had in his hand. "How are you motherfucking doing today?"

"I'm great!!" You wagged your tail excitedly, "It took you a while to open the door, though... What happened?"

"I lost my motherfucking shoe..." The highblood released you and looked down at his left foot, covered only by a purple, polka-dotted sock.

You furrowed your brows, stroking your chin thoughtfully, as if there was an invisible beard there. "Well, Watson, it seems that the game is afoot!" You said in a mock British accent.

"Uh..." Gamzee scratched his hair-forested head in confusion, "I ain't this bitchtits wicked 'Watson' bro... And I didn't know we were playing some motherfucking foot game!"

You giggled a little and swished your tail. "It doesn't really matter. What I'm trying to say is, let's search for your shoe! We'll find it, even if it takes a 'motherfucking miracle!'"

~~Timeskip brought to you by my friend's amazeballs human Kankri drawing!! (I'M LOOKIN AT CHYU MINT IF YOU EVER READ THIS)~~

For about three hours, you and Gamzee searched for the missing left shoe. You'd take breaks sometimes, usually to slam a Faygo or spit some sick fires together, but contrary to all of your efforts, you stILL COULDN'T FIND THE DAMN SHOE.

You flopped onto his purple polka-dotted couch and sighed. Suddenly, your infamous honk friend ran into the room, triumphantly holding his missing shoe.

"I MOTHERFUCKING FOUND IT!!!!!!!!" He shouted at the sky, breathing heavily from his quick sprint, and honked a horn.

"Hopy shit!!" You leaped up from the couch and glomped the juggalo, "How the hell did you find it?!"

"Well, I was in my bathroom, looking at my wicked hair in the motherfucking mirror, and I thought, 'Man, my hair looks pretty motherfucking miraculous!' I touched it, then felt something that wasn't my motherfucking hair! I pulled it out, and when I looked at it, I motherfucking realized that it was my wicked shoe!!"

"Woah!! That's awesome! Uhm, why was it in your hair though..?"

"I don't know, sis. Must've been a motherfucking miracle again!"

You giggled and released him from the hug. "You're so funny, Gam!!" You leaned up and...

[S] Lupa ==> Kiss the Clown Troll's Cheek!

Gamzee's POV (1st Person)

...What?

Did my bitchtits wicked flush crush kiss my cheek?!

"Shit..." I heard her mutter, then saw her motherfucking tail droop between her legs.

"Hey, sis?" I asked, a miraculous idea taking shape in my thinkpan. She looked up a little, and I cupped her cheek and gave her my best motherfucking smile.

"That was a pretty chill kiss, but you kinda motherfucking missed~..."

Let's just say...

There were plenty of sloppy makeouts after that. ;o)

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I tried my best, I hope Lupa's not too OOC!! *hides in sweatertown* Plz don't kill author-chan