Homestuck X Readers

Senpai in the Sheets (Dirk X Reader) ‼️LEMON‼️

{Request for Hipster_Nepeta}

{TW: #smut #lemon #swearing #anime #plush rumps #request}

The two meisters enter the cavern, passing by several depressed, fairy-like creatures as they trekked deeper. Soon, Black Star was waist-deep in water; Death the Kid on his shoulders to prevent the shinigami from getting wet. They eventually found their goal, the legendary sword, the one and only, Excali-

"Dirk, this is the fifth time we've watched Soul Eater on a date."

"Hold that thought, (f/n), this is the best part."

"Are you kidding? We both know Excalibur turns out to be a big pain in the-"

You were interrupted by your boyfriend, Dirk, giving you a look you knew all too well. It was his "shut-the-fuck-up-about-Excalibur-or-I-will-smother-you-in-smuppet-ass" glare. You remember with a shudder the first time he gave you that look, and you hadn't taken him seriously. You couldn't get the sight of felt dongs out of your head for at least a week.

It was your two-year anniversary today, and how did Dirk decide to celebrate? By rewatching Soul Eater. Again. 'He's such a fucking weaboo sometimes...' You thought with a sigh, resting your head on his familiar shoulder. Glancing up at the pointy-shades-wearing Strider, you reminisce in the eventful dates you'd had.

A few episodes and several bags of Doritos later, you decided that this was the last straw. It's been a long day, and you were expecting SOMETHING romantic out of the Prince of fucking Heart, only to be repeatedly let down by his stoic façade. You huffed, and with a spurt of courage, plucked the remote from Dirk's hand, and turned the TV off.

The self-proclaimed otaku raised an eyebrow, glaring at you. "(F/n), what the fuck was-" You quieted him by straddling his waist and swiftly took his shades off, cupping both of his cheeks. Slowly leaning in, you could feel a blush creep up on your face as you spoke.

"Pay attention to me."

"..."

"Dirk."

"..,"

"I'm serious! We're sitting on your bed, watching anime AGAIN! It's our anniversary, I was hoping you could give me a little present~..."

"Oh, it's anything but 'little,' babe~" Orange eyes burning into your (e/c) ones, Dirk tangled his hands in your (h/c) locks.

Before you could get a response in, the anime fanatic himself smashed your lips together. You instantly returned the kiss, pressing your body up against his, and quickly slid your tongue across his bottom lip.

Dirk was caught slightly off guard by your sudden assertiveness, allowing you access, only to be met with his own tongue. He won the battle for dominance, of course, and he ended up pushing you down to the bed.

You deepened the kiss, moaning softly, and he instinctively rocked his hips against yours. Sliding a hand up your side, he began to slowly massage your breast, causing you to moan even louder and break the kiss.

"D-Dirk, that's s-so good!~" you whimpered, arching your back at his touch. You'd never felt like this before; his actions turned you on madly, and you couldn't help but be submissive.

Dirk smirked and quickly took advantage of this, stripping you both down to your underwear before continuing. He rubbed your warmth through your (boxers/briefs/panties/etc.), chuckling at how wet you already were.

"Someone's excited~" he teased, pulling off the undergarment, and began to massage your clitoris torturously slow. You let out a loud, needing moan, gripping the sheets beneath you. You loved this new sensation of pleasure, and you wanted- no, NEEDED more.

"AH!!~ P-Please, just fuck m-me already!~" you begged, melting as his fingers' expert movement continued at a slightly quicker pace.

"What's the magic word?~"

"I'm n-not gonna f-fucking s-say it!~"

"Oh, you are~" Dirk instantly attacked your breast, nipping and sucking at it roughly, while rubbing your clitoris at alarming speeds. You gasped and groaned loudly in pleasure, thankful that no one else was home, otherwise you'd both be screwed.

"F-fuck it!~ S-S-Senpai, fuck m-me hard!!~ I n-need you so b-badly!!~" you begged, nearly screaming out the last part. Dirk left a quick hickey on your breast, removing his finger and boxers. He wasn't kidding when he claimed that the present was "anything but little."

The Prince grabbed a condom from his discarded pants pocket, throwing it on, and positioned himself at your entrance. "Ready?~" he asked, locking your gazes in a lustful stare. You nodded on response, not breaking eye contact until he pushed into you. Eyes clenched shut, you gripped his shoulders and gasped.

"It hurts!..." You whined, digging your nails into his skin, careful not to draw blood. Dirk leaned down and kissed you softly, waiting patiently until you adjusted. Once you did, you broke the kiss and nodded, giving him the signal to start moving.

You'd be lying if you said it wasn't pure pleasure every time he thrusted into you. You were a moaning mess, repeating his name, various profanities, and broken word fragments. He picked up the pace, the bed starting to creak beneath you. Soon, the room was filled with your combined moaning as you both neared your climaxes.

You could feel a knot rise inside you and begged Dirk to go harder, throwing your head back and screaming out his name. Your walls tightened around his member and you released without warning, gasping and shivering from the sheer amount of bliss you were experiencing. Dirk came soon after, thrusting a few more times to ride out the orgasm, then pulled out of you and discarded the condom.

"I think... This should be... Our new... Anniversary tradition~..." You panted, completely wiped out. Dirk nodded in agreement, laying next to you and wrapping a blanket around your naked forms, beginning to doze off.

"I love you so much, (f/n)."

"I love you too, Dirk."

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A/N: JFC I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING IN FOREVER!!! I've been super busy with school, I hope a shitty sour lemon can be a good apology gift! ;o) Anyways, I'll be writing more frequently, and as stated on the introduction page, I'm currently NOT taking requests since I have a SHITTON already! Thanks for understanding, happy reading, bros!!

-Nat :o)