Irondad spiderson One shots

●The one where Peter wasn't there

Summary- Peter wasn't at school for the last two weeks, no one, not even his friends knew where he was. Peter on the other hand, knew exactly where he was. He was helping his dad (Tony stark) doing things for the company. (Nobody not even his friends knew that he was he son of Tony stark)

Tw: swearing, Flash

𝒫𝑒𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒫𝒪𝒱

I walk down the hall, my hands are loaded with paperwork.

I haven't been at school for the past weeks, I feel kind of guilty that I didn't let my friends know but they'll get over it...I hope, don't get me wrong, I love my friends, I just don't want an angry MJ hunting me down.

I need to be in an intern lab...I hate the intern labs!

I avoid the intern levels as much as I can, everyone there hates me. Just because I'm Tony Stark his 'Personal intern' I guess. they don't know I'm a high schooler, otherwise they would have hate me even worst...If that is even possible

I hear my phone going over and place the papers at a desk nearby

"Stark industries, how can I help you?" i greet since it is my work phone

"Oh, it's you, what do you want Dougal?"

John Dougal is the leader of the government's investigation of Spiderman, he has been trying to figure out who Spiderman was for months.
"Same thing as yesterday, and the day before yesterday. Come on Parker, maybe I can go talk to Stark himself to give you more money?" I sighed, I don't even get paid, I'm just helping out my overworked dad.

"The answer is the same as always, dougal. N.O, understood?"

Without saying anything else I end the call, he is becoming a stalker from the company, especially me. I continue my walk to hell, seriously they hate me so much.

Why? I mean, I'm amazing!

-𝐼𝓉'𝓈 𝐸𝒹𝓌𝒾𝓃, 𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒷𝒶𝒸𝓀! ( ﾟдﾟ)つ Hi

That evening at dinner everyone is complaining about their own problems

Aunt Nat was complaining about the fact she had been dragging out the tower twice today because some guard doesn't agree with threatening employees with knives

Uncle Clint was complaining that it was too cold in the vents and that dad should do something about that which caused dad to throw a knife at him.

Wanda didn't agree with Pietro stealing her sweater and everyone just let them have their sibling fight.

Uncle Bruce was mad because he wasn't allowed in a store
"Sorry sirr, we are afraid you get mad" he quotes

Bucky was telling Steve that his arm fell of again when he tried to bake cookies and that his arm is now full of dough

Steve was telling Bucky that he should shut up about the arm sometime soon because it was getting really, really annoying.

Uncle Scott was telling everyone a story he told a thousand of times before.

Just because he never can come up with something he did he tells everyone the story about how he fell in the lake when he ran after a boy that stole his ice cream when he was eight or something.

Thor was still mad because he was told that he couldn't ride a dog.

He tried it 70 times and not even one agreed

Loki was just...Loki

Uncle Rhodey was complaining at dad for...Whatever he did, I don't think I wanna know