Irondad spiderson One shots

●Phonecall

This is not beta read and written in like 10 minutes so it's not much but its something, see it as a little anniversary gift :D

Tw- flash, swearing

Summery- We like surprises

"Don't forget your lunch pete'" dad yelled as I slid down the railing of the stairs.

"I won't dad, don't worry, shouldn't you be in a meeting?" I laugh as he ruffles my hair

"Should? Yes. Am? No. Just don't tell your mum, our little secret" he plants a kiss on my head and hands me my backpack. Mum would figure out anyway, she's supposed to be in the meeting too.

"Morning Peter, morning Tony" Clint says as he jumped on the couch, spilling yogurt everywhere. "Sorry, I'll clean that up" dad gives him a sceptical look

"Really. Don't look at me like that Tony, I will"

Dad and I shared a look, we both knew he wouldn't clean it up and it would still be all over the couch for Steve to clean up when he returned from his mission the next week.

Why next week? You may ask. Because dad won't clean it up and mum will be in business meetings in Spain.

No one else will make the effort to take care of the penthouse either and knowing my father he'd just buy a new couch instead.

"Ready, kiddo?" dad asks, as he took his phone off the counter.

"Ready" I nod at him.

We went over to the lift which was covered in chocolate milk. Dad cursed under his breath

"Clint knows how the lift handles chocolate milk and he should clean it up directly after he drops stuff, he shouldn't drop stuff in the first place." he mumbles

"Stay here Pete'. I'll be right back" Dad said before he ran back to the common room. Leaving me alone in the common room

I took my phone out of my pocket, opening Neds chat.

We chat for a bit before my dad returns, hurryingly starting to clean the chocolate milk off the buttons.

"The rest can wait, lets hurry before you're late" he says, pressing the button to the garage.

𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓅 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝐸𝒹𝓌𝒾𝓃, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓇𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝐸𝒹𝓌𝒾𝓃

( ﾟдﾟ)つ

I say dad goodbye, making him drop me off a bit future from the school entrance than the normal drop off place.

"Bye Kiddo, call me if you need me"

"Will do, you do too"

My dad waves me goodbye as I slam the door shut, rushing to the school entrance to meet up with Ned and MJ

"Where were you loser, we're gonna be late" MJ says, doing that jokingly mad voice she always does.

"Clint spilled chocolate milk all over the lift buttons, my father decided cleaning that up had a higher priority than getting me to school in time"

Ned laughed and we got into the class, taking our seats in the back of the class.

The teacher went on with his lessons without anything happening till around 20 minutes in the class my phone decided to ring.

"You know the rule Parker, answer the phone on speaker." the teacher spoke

It was a bullshit rule and MJ had tried to make that clear more than once but futile.

I unlock my phone and look at the caller ID

Dad<3

Well shit. That's not ideal

I try to deny the call but Flash had already stood up from where he was seated.

"And here I thought you didn't have a dad Parker, want to explain that?" He yells through the classroom

"Flash, please return to your seat and let Mr Parker answer the phone."

I press the accept button.

"Pete'! You forgot your lunch! I told you not to forget your lunch. Lunch is important and-"

While my father went on with his rant about why I should eat my lunch the class started to whisper.

"There ain't no way"

I heard Flash whisper before he jumped up from his seat and before I could react on what he was doing he took my phone out of my hand

"What kind of underpaid actor are you?" Flash yelled in the phone

"What?" I can hear my dads confused voice answer

"Who are you?" Flash repeats

"I'm Peter's dad"

"Peter doesn't have a dad"

"Oh" it seems to dawn on my dad that I'm indeed not supposed to have a dad in the stories told to my class, Mr Parker very much dead

"This is gonna be so fun" I hear my dad say before he hangs up the phone. Leaving me even more concerned than I already was.

"What's that supposed to mean" Flash said, now not so sure about his case anymore.

As the class continues whispering Ned MJ and I turn our attention back to the teacher, only able to pray my father doesn't do anything stupid.

𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓅 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝐸𝒹𝓌𝒾𝓃,

I hear music from the hallway as the lesson is almost finished

Another one bites to dust.

The whole class starts to whisper again as the door swings open.

"I'M PETERS DAD"

Yep, that's my dad.

So, its been a while, a year to be exact.

Hows everyone doing on here? Missed me?

Felt like I should let everyone know I'm still alive. Don't expect regulare updates again.

Lots have happened since I last possed, for me personal (mental hospital hehe)as for the fic. For example almost 16k views, holly shit thats a lot. And to think I'm still happy with every view. 

Thank you guys so much for where you've taken the fic, it's unbelievable!

Lots of love, me Xx

disappears from planet earth again