Irondad spiderson One shots

●April fool.

A/N hey everyone, I actually had a different story on the schedule, but it will come tomorrow. My sister said it would be fun if I wrote an April fool day story so here I am hoping to get it done today.( I Didn't) Update: my sister helped me write because I haven't slept in Four days so I'm exhausted. I also had to work

Summery- April fool day, the most peaceful day in the house stark. Well ... Unless there are actually people at home

—————Clint POV—————

Its April fool day! I have a lot of jokes planned for today, first we are all going to prank on Peter. Peter always forgets what day it is so he wouldn't notice, then I planned one for Steve and Bucky. It is awesome! Then one for Tony and finally one for Nat. "Hand me the ladder, I can't reach the clock." I heard Scott say. "Dude, make yourself bigger!" I called back, yes then you have those powers. Do something with it too. After the clock was set back an hour, we went to Tony's bathroom to sabotage his toothpaste. 

We had thought about setting the clock an hour ahead so that Peter would be at school an hour earlier than intended but we thought it funnier if he was late, I mean his father is Tony Stark. He could talk the teacher out of giving Peter detention. 

It was 6:30 am and Scott Loki and I were sneaking through the hallways so as not to wake anyone. We gently opened the door to Tony's bedroom to walk through to his private bathroom, Tony slept with a stuffed animal? Never known. 

We slipped into the bathroom and swapped his toothpaste with edible ink so that his teeth turned pink. Loki dropped a shampoo bottle he was trying to steal, so we had to quickly get behind the door because Tony woke up. 

After we had done that adventure, we tiptoed to Peter's room. We decided to stick a horn that you have in football game behind his door so that if he opened the door, the horn would go off. Unfortunately, Scott decided that he had to see if it worked and woke Peter up so that we had to move quickly again. We decided it was time for breakfast 

—————Peter POV—————

I woke up from a loud noise. I was just on time to see three people leaving my room. I grabbed sleepy my phone to check the time. Too early I grummeld while I put the phone back on my bedside table. I tried to go back to sleep until I realised that i really wanted to know why three people were in my room at 6.45 i the morning. 

I grabbed my phone again and checked the date. Of Course it was 1 april. Fool Day. I sighed. Last year it was not the best day I had. Clint and Loki had pranked my way too much. By dinner they put a really spicy pepper in my food, after that I had to go to the store to buy new milk because I drank it all. 

I stepped out of my bed to find my clothes under my bed. I grabbed a sweatshirt and some jeans. Last year I didn't know which day it was until I looked on my phone at night. I was not planning to let that happen again. Luckily I got school today so they couldn't fool me all day. I left my room and went to the kitchen to grab some breakfast. I saw Tony sitting on the couch with a plate and a coffee. "why are you up so early?" I asked him. I could see he had slept and when he did that, what was rare but he did it. He slept always till eight or nine.

 "I woke up from boys a noise," He explained. I nodded.  "me too" I said while I grabbed some food. "do you know why there were people in my room pete?" Tony asked Suspicious. I shocked my head. 

"no they were in mine too." 

"they are trying to fool me I think but I'm not going to let that happen" Tony said. I nodded unbelievable while i took a bite of my bread.

When I finished it I went up to my room to brush my teeth, but also to make a plan to survive the day and make sure no one else does.In the time I came up with a plan it was already time to go to school.