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Player: WELCOME TO THE COUPLES RAP BATTLE

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Player: WELCOME TO THE COUPLES RAP BATTLE

Player: IN THE BLUE AND PINK CORNER WE HAVE BDAY AND ROSE

player: IN THE LIME AND PIRPLE CORNER WE HAVE ENGINEER AND GNOME

Player: AND WE HAVE BLUE, DROPPING THE BEAT

blue: *starts to beatbox*

player: LET THE RAP BATTLE BEGIN

Bday: god, your so strange

Bday: why don't you watch and learn for a change

Bday: but no, you decide to sit and slobber

Bday: but I bet engineer taste like mould and rubber

Rose: at least we were together from the start

Rose: and we've never actually been seen apart

Rose: hugging and kissing is that all you do?

Rose: but seriously, should I call a therapist for you two?

Engineer: wow, you guys really are plain

Engineer: sitting and smiling, your driving me insane

Engineer: why don't you just come, and let me learn a lesson

Engineer: oh wait, your both such airheads, you show no expression

Gnome: hugging and kissing, yeah, that's what we do

Gnome: I've never seen you guys actually do it too

Gnome: do you even love each other at this point?

Gnome: like wow, me and engi are basically conjoint

Bday: of course we love each other now

Bday: but I think it's time to take your final bow

Bday: when you decided with your pea sized brain

Bday: it would be fine to lose again

Rose: at least we don't rub it in everyone's face

Rose: that there're all single in this place

Rose: and when did you think it'll be fun

Rose: to love each other and then tell everyone

Rose: but really you both came out of nowhere

Rose: and then decide to have this random affair

Engineer: oh so that's really all you can say?

Engineer: you both blabber blabber it makes me want to pray

Engineer: your whole personality is to have each other

Engineer: But bday, you act more like a big brother

Gnome: you don't report his body when he died

Gnome: you just sat there, and cried and cried

Gnome: and until the 16th episode you were declined

Gnome: probably because your just as weak as all of us combined

Gnome: *mic drop*

Yes, I did just make up the whole rap right now

And yes, I am kinda proud of myself

Tell me who you think won in the comments

Bye

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