Mr cheese: *grabs mr egg and starts making out with him*
Mr egg: *makes thing spicy*
Player: *just sits there*
Veteran: *gets his camera out*
The gentleman and blue:....
Mr cheese and mr egg: *continue*
----Player: COME BACK HERE!!
Splatoon12: NO, YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!
Veteran: *jumps on him and pins him down*
Splatoon12: WAIT NO THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN-
Mr egg: *tickles him with a small feather
Mr cheese: *bursts In with a peacock feather*
Mr cheese: WEAK
splatoon12: WAIT NO-
Mr cheese: *destroys him*
----Bro: *drinks genderbend potion and turns into a girl*
Bro: I know what I have to do..
Bro: *goes up to ninja*
Ninja: *starring at his ass*
Bro: chi papi munyano~
Ninja: *dies*
Me: we love the owl house references in The first few seconds (the pic on the wall)
Gnome: lolbit definitely farted
Player: lolbits order is veterans food in a nutshell
Mr cheese: ayo, it's Wendy's
Captain: hey guys, put out the fire maybe
Mother: she's been locked in there for HOW LONG!?
The gentleman: how about just get the key normally
Me: I wouldn't be surprised if the whole building set on fire now
Player: yes, let's lock up bidybab for no reason
Mr cheese: FREDDY!
The gentleman: WHO GAVE THE BABY FLINT AND STEEL!?
Captain: games on your phone is so op
Me: NOO, FREDDY DIED
Gnome: how did he think of a plan so quickly?
Mother: follow the cookies
Me: why the actual heck is Wendy an actual person-
Gnome: GIVE HER THE KID
Mother: yea, why does she want the kid?
Player: who have Bon Bon a knife?
The gentleman: Bon bons smaller than the kid!
Mr cheese: hit the child
Me: NO PLEASE DONT-
Captain: sad dragon :(
Player: that room is turning into a whole war zone
Gnome: don't get ballora involved In this
Me: ew, rotten plushie
Captain: stop breaking the plushie
Me: honestly that's my reaction to a bee
Player: everything is just setting on fire!
Mr cheese: ballora, stop being so dirty
Gnome: it's about time music man came back
Mother: teach your kid to stop breaking things
Player: music man is officially now my sleep paralysis demon
Gnome: so much pure CHAOS
Mother: yes, go to mommy then free her then you won't all die
Me: tiny Freddy
The gentleman: yes, bring the child to the jacuzzi
Captain: Freddy = gone
Mr cheese: yes, go free your mom!
------Mr cheese: I see we have a mind controlling cookie
Me: please don't eat the 'fresh' food
The gentleman: and this was when he realised: he can control people
Player: FOXY- CALM DOWN PLEASE
captain: not even 4 minutes in and we already have chaos
Gnome: you don't even want to imagine what I would do if I could control somebody
Mother: yea, just ignore the random trail of fish
The gentleman: FOXY OH MY GOD
Player: Bon bons right, it is kinda messed up
Me: KAREN FREDDY!!
Mr cheese: if he doesn't say 'I want to speak to the manager' I will die
Me: why is Freddy in the girls room?
Captain: ITS RAINING BURGERS
FROM OUT OF THE SKY
BURGERS
NO NEED TO ASK WHYthe gentleman: foxy has a nice room
Gnome: how is Freddy fully submerged but isn't drowning?
Me: he forgot the number one rule: never dig straight down
Mother: Chica being the mom of the group
Player: vanny now exists
Captain: foxy, stop trying to make Freddy kiss everybody
The gentleman: vanny, stop- your embarrassing yourself
Gnome: DOGGOS
Mr cheese: Foxy, just stop controlling him
YOU ARE READING
Among us logic dares 2 *discontinued*
HumorThis book is also finished, once again thanks everyone who helped me make it!