Koifshs dare

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Captain: hey dum

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Captain: hey dum

Dum: hi captain!

Captain: I brought a picnic basket so we could have some food

Dum: ooohh, I wanna see what you brought

Captain: oh nothing much, just sandwiches, watermelon, and some chocolate

Dum: awww, you know I love you

Captain: I love you too

Captain and dum: *end up sitting and talking for hours*
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Cub: Sakura! Hi!

Sakura: cub!

Cub: I'm so glad you could make it!

Sakura: me too, you look really nice today

Cub: aww, thanks, you too

Sakura: anyways, do you want to go somewhere or are we just gonna stand around here?

Cub: oh, yea, sure
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Veteran: dude, I have to say, you can plan a date pretty well

Engineer: only the highest quality for you

Veteran: *le blush*

Veteran: I also got you something

Engineer: aww, it's a little stuffed bear

Veteran: I know you've always wanted the one at the theme park so I got it for you

Engineer: this is exactly why I love you

Veteran:..wait, what about gnome, are we just gonna abandon her?

Engineer: don't worry, I've got something special for her
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Dum: HI BESTIE!

gnome: OH MY GOD HII

dum: hey, I was thinking, what if we don't call each other bestie anymore..

Gnome: wait, what do you mean?

Dum: let's be more than besties

Gnome:..dum, we are literally already on a date-

Dum: oh yeah

Gnome: you really do live up to your name don't you

Gnome: now! No time wasting, we have some "bestie" activitys to be getting on with...
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Captain: more aul you say?

Captain: *writes an aul smut book purely about ships with him in it*

Player: what in the-

Stoner: dude, like...what?

Dum: oh, oh god

Player: koifsh, I'm warning you, you might not want to read that

Koifsh: oh, it's fiiine

The book: captain let out a small whine of pleasure as stoner-

Stoner: please no, no more

Dum: this- THIS, IS WHY WE DONT LET CAPTAIN HAVE A WATTPAD ACCOUNT

As you can clearly see, I don't have the guts to write smut...

And I can't write two people on a date, I just don't have that ability

Also, we have like two chapters left until the 200 limit lol

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