Captain: hey dum
Dum: hi captain!
Captain: I brought a picnic basket so we could have some food
Dum: ooohh, I wanna see what you brought
Captain: oh nothing much, just sandwiches, watermelon, and some chocolate
Dum: awww, you know I love you
Captain: I love you too
Captain and dum: *end up sitting and talking for hours*
—————Cub: Sakura! Hi!
Sakura: cub!
Cub: I'm so glad you could make it!
Sakura: me too, you look really nice today
Cub: aww, thanks, you too
Sakura: anyways, do you want to go somewhere or are we just gonna stand around here?
Cub: oh, yea, sure
——-Veteran: dude, I have to say, you can plan a date pretty well
Engineer: only the highest quality for you
Veteran: *le blush*
Veteran: I also got you something
Engineer: aww, it's a little stuffed bear
Veteran: I know you've always wanted the one at the theme park so I got it for you
Engineer: this is exactly why I love you
Veteran:..wait, what about gnome, are we just gonna abandon her?
Engineer: don't worry, I've got something special for her
————Dum: HI BESTIE!
gnome: OH MY GOD HII
dum: hey, I was thinking, what if we don't call each other bestie anymore..
Gnome: wait, what do you mean?
Dum: let's be more than besties
Gnome:..dum, we are literally already on a date-
Dum: oh yeah
Gnome: you really do live up to your name don't you
Gnome: now! No time wasting, we have some "bestie" activitys to be getting on with...
——————Captain: more aul you say?
Captain: *writes an aul smut book purely about ships with him in it*
Player: what in the-
Stoner: dude, like...what?
Dum: oh, oh god
Player: koifsh, I'm warning you, you might not want to read that
Koifsh: oh, it's fiiine
The book: captain let out a small whine of pleasure as stoner-
Stoner: please no, no more
Dum: this- THIS, IS WHY WE DONT LET CAPTAIN HAVE A WATTPAD ACCOUNT
As you can clearly see, I don't have the guts to write smut...
And I can't write two people on a date, I just don't have that ability
Also, we have like two chapters left until the 200 limit lol
YOU ARE READING
Among us logic dares 2 *discontinued*
HumorThis book is also finished, once again thanks everyone who helped me make it!