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Shot put:
Player: *can barely even lift the ball up*
Veteran: *throws the ball really far*
Captain: *throws the ball kinda well*
The gentleman: *throws it terribly*
Mr cheese: *throws it ok*
Bro: the winner is veteran which gives his team 1 point
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Discus:
Player: *throws it fine*
Veteran: *throws it kind of good*
Captain: *almost makes it hit bro*
Bro: AYO! CAPTAIN! WATCH WHERE YOUR THROWING THAT THING!
captain: sorry!
Mr cheese: *throws it quite far*
The gentleman: *doesn't throw it that well*
Mr egg: *throws it decently*
Bro: the winner for this round is mr cheese which gives his team 1 point
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Javelin
Mr cheese: I could stab somebody with this!
Player: please don't
Player: *throws it so it lands straight into the ground*
Veteran: *somehow throws it into the ceiling*
Captain: *throws it ok*
Mr cheese: almost "accidentally" stabs mr egg*
Mr egg: *throws it well*
The gentleman: *throws it fine*
Bro: the winner is gentleman which gives his team 1 more point
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Long jump:
Player: my small bean legs won't let me do this
Captain: same here bestie
Bro: ok and? Start jumping
Player: *lands face first in the sand*
Veteran: *jumps kinda far*
Captain: *doesn't jump that far*
Mr cheese: *doesn't jump that far*
The gentleman: *doesn't even reach the sand*
Mr egg: *jumps far*
Bro: ok this is kinda hard to choose but I think mr egg won with gives his team another point
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High jump:
Player: *can't even make it to the pole*
Veteran: *breaks the pole*
Bro: ok, what now?
Mr egg: i have another pole!
Bro: why-
Mr egg: please don't ask
Captain: *just barely jumps over it*
Mr cheese: *almost jumps over it*
The gentleman: *doesn't jump over it*
Mr egg: *doesn't jump over it*
Bro: captain is the only person who jumped over it, how-
Bro: but anyways that gives us team 1 with 1 point and team 2 with 3 points
Player: wow, we really suck
Bro: now we do the running events
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100m:
Veteran: that's not too bad
Player: shush! We need to concentrate
Bro: 3...2...1...GO!
1st) mr cheese
2nd) veteran
3rd) player
4th) captain
5th) the gentleman
6th) mr egg
Player: I DIDNT LOSE!
Bro: yea, but you didn't win either, mr cheese gives his team another point
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200m:
Bro: 3..2..1..GO!
1st: captain
2nd: mr egg
3rd: veteran
4: mr cheese
5: the gentleman
6: player
Bro: captain won, which gives his team another point
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800m:
Veteran: ok, this is getting a bit tiring
Player: dont worry, just this and the relay race and we get to relax
Veteran: fine
Bro: 3..2..1...GO
1: veteran
2: mr egg
3: player
4: captain
5: the gentleman
6: mr cheese
Mr cheese: WHAT- HOW DID I COME LAST!?
the gentleman: i came last or second late in all the running events-
Mr cheese: NOBODY CARES
Bro: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT IT?!
Bro: veteran wins with gives his team another point
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The relay:
Bro: 3..2..1..GO!
Player: *keeps dropping the baton*
Veteran: *can't keep up with the person in front to give the baton to them*
Captain: *gets to the finish line before the other team*
The gentleman: *drops the baton*
Mr cheese: *screaming at the gentleman to hurry up*
Mr egg: *almost gets to the finish line b it captain beats him*
Bro: captain got to the finish line so that gives team 1 a point
Bro: let me add up the scores
Bro: team 1 has 3 points
Bro: and team 2 has....6 points
Mr cheese: OH YEAH!
Mr egg: HA! IN YOUR FACE!
the gentleman: calm down now-
Player: uh-huh, sure
YOU ARE READING
Among us logic dares 2 *discontinued*
HumorThis book is also finished, once again thanks everyone who helped me make it!
