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Danny: *rips off the heads of all the plushies while foaming at the mouth and eating them*
Dum: guys...I have a feeling we should leave..
Engineer: no, I need to cut open this child to see what on Earth is wrong with their brain
Mr egg: there's nothing wrong with their brain!
Mr cheese: YOU BETTER STOP BEFORE I EAT YOU-
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Danny: *walks up to player and hugs him*
Danny: tìo player
Player: umm, you too? *hugs back*
Engineer: I'm pretty sure it means uncle
Player: oh ok- WAIT WHAT
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Danny: *protecting player*
Player: *almost gets killed by the imposter*
Danny: *kills the imposter*
Player: did you just- ok
Player: *actually wins*
Player: THANK YOU SO MUCH YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Danny: *bows*
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Danny: *eats a scorpion*
Blue: Danny, what did you just eat?
Danny: one of those, , spider-lobster things with the tails
Danny: *picks up a bark scorpion*
Danny: one of these, taste of popcorn :3
Danny: *cuts off its stinger*
Mr egg: no, put the scorpion down..gently
Danny: *slowly begins to chew the one they just picked up*
Blue: NO- SPIT IT OUT, NOW
Danny: *swallows it*
Blue: I'm now convinced my child is immortal
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Danny: *fox noises*
Danny:hehehhehehehehhehejehehhehehhehehehhehehehehhehehhehhehehehhehehhehehehhehhehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehhehehehehhehehehhehehheehhehehehheheheh
Blue: right...
Danny: *picks up a fox*
Danny: CAN WE KEEP IT? ITS ADORABLE!!!
Blue: no, absolutely not, it needs to be clean, it's probably covered in fleas, and taking care of one thing is bad enough-
Mr egg: only if you promise to take care of it
Danny: I WILL I WILL!!
mr egg: good
Blue: WHAT NO-
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Danny: tacos
Stoner: *comes in with a massive plate of tacos*
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Danny: HEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE
I swear you can eat anything and not die
YOU ARE READING
Among us logic dares 2 *discontinued*
HumorThis book is also finished, once again thanks everyone who helped me make it!
