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Kim: You were so drunk last night
Adam: No I wasnt-
Kim: YOU WERE CUTTING OPEN ALL OF MY PINEAPPLES YELLING: "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE"
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Jay: I have no fears
Kevin: What if you woke up one day and Hailey was taller then you?
Jay: I have one fear
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Hailey: All in all a 100% succesful trip!
Kim: We lost Adam-
Hailey: All in all a 100% succesful trip!
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Jay: 'sleepy' is much better than 'tired'. Everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy' instead
Kevin: I am so sleepy of this bullsh-
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F a m i l y
Jay: My siblings and I don't use nicknames.
Voight: uh huh...
Voight: Hey Jay, what do you call a demon that's slightly older than a toddler?
Jay: Demon child?
Hailey from the other room: What do you want dickhead?!
Voight: Don't lie to my face again
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Kim: *falls*
Kim: I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies
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Al: Listen, in life there are three ways to go through it: The right way, The wrong way and the Adam way
Erin: Isn't that still the wrong way?
Al: Yes but it's quicker
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Hailey: I made tea
Jay: I don't want tea
Hailey: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea
Jay: Then why did you tell me?
Hailey: It's a conversation starter
Jay: It's an horrible conversation starter
Hailey: Oh is it? We're conversing. Checkmate
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Police: 911, what's your emergency?
Adam: A monster broke into my house
Kim, across the room: THIS IS MY HOUSE!
Adam: IT FOUND ME
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Little Hailey: What are friends with benefits?
Platt: ... a very special type of friends...
Little Hailey: Uhm... like me and Jay?
Platt: *chokes*
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Adam: It's really muggy outside today
Kevin: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you
Adam: *sips coffee from bowl*
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Kevin: Have you ever been yelled at by Voight?
New team member: pfff, what? He doesn't scare me
Kevin: .... so that's a no-
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F a m i l y
Voight: You could've called me!
Kim: You took our phones away
Voight: You could've used landline!
Hailey: We don't know your number
Voight: YOU DON'T KNOW MY NUMBER?!
Kevin, getting a snack: Hey Hank, tell me my number
Voight:
Voight: two-
Kevin: no
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Platt: You know who's really nice?
Jay: *hopeful smile* me?
Platt: wha- no. It's Kim obviously
Kim: Aww thanks Platt
Jay:
Kevin from the background: BURNED
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Adam: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Hailey to Voight: Hey Porridge, what are we having for dinner?
Voight: We'll be having cooked Hailey
Jay: What is wrong with you people-
Adam: shut up donut
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:) i'll be doing these if i'm bored, need something to publish or just when I feel like it.
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Teamwork ( Chicago Pd One Shots )
FanfictionHey Chihearts, This is a collection of one shots of one Chicago but mostly Chicago Pd. I take requests anytime and I will keep you updated on how far I am♡
