Go to bed Y/N!

Time doesnt exist

*Draco comes to visit his mum and step mum and finds Narcissa zoinked at the table*
Draco: Mother?
*Draco snaps his fingers trying to get Narcissa out of her daze*
Draco: What's wrong with her?
Y/N: She ate my pot brownies not realizing they had pot in them and now she's orbiting...
Cissy: I have a question...
Y/N: Shoot.
Draco: Ok?
Cissy: HOW DID THE PERSON WHO INVENTED CLOCKS KNOW WHAT TIME IT WAS?!
Draco: Mother...
Cissy: HOW?!
Y/N: Cissy...
Cissy: I'm not your sister darling! We're married. That would be incest.
*Y/N cackles*
Draco: Did... did she just forget her own nickname?
Y/N: ...
Y/N: She makes a good point. How did they know what time it was?
Draco: Bloody hell don't encourage it!
Y/N: Why not?! She's absolutely right!
Draco: Are you high too?
Y/N: That's besides the point ferret.
Cissy: If the person who invented the clock didn't know what time it was... TIME IS IRRELEVANT!
Y/N: Oh god we're all going to perish!
Draco: I'm going home now...