Narcissa and the rest of the Slytherins are listening to Professor Slughorn lecture them because one of their house mates tried to fight the giant squid.
*Y/N walks into the dormitory an hour later covered in ink.*
*Narcissa not looking up from reading her book*
Narcissa: Y/N you missed Slughorn's lecture. Apparently someone tried to fight the giant squid.
*Y/N looking flustered*
Y/N: I'm sure they had a good reason.
Narcissa: What reason could they possibly have had for challenging the giant squid?
Y/N: Well maybe the squid was being a dick...
*Narcissa looks up to find her girlfriend covered in ink*
Narcissa: ...
Narcissa: You didn't...
Y/N: ...
Y/N: I did...
Narcissa: Why would you-
Y/N: SIRIUS BET ME A BOTTLE OF FIRE WHISKEY THAT I COULDN'T FIGHT THE GIANT SQUID! LIKE I WAS GOING TO PASS THAT UP!
Narcissa: Well did you win?
*Y/N whips out the bottle of fire whiskey*
Y/N: Do you even have to ask?
Narcissa: Thats my girl.
YOU ARE READING
Go to bed Y/N!
FanfictionLiterally just Cissy x Y/N late night/high thoughts. This is pure crack. I'm not sorry at all.
