Go to bed Y/N!

Check mate

A/N: TW this bashes religion a smidge so please don't read if that offends you. I was high as a kite when I wrote this and thought it was funny.

*Narcissa high off her ass with Y/N after going to church for the first time with Y/N's family*

Narcissa in deep thought: Hang on...
Y/N: What's up Cissy?
Narcissa: I'm confused.
Y/N: Ok...
Narcissa: If god created everything, who created God?
Y/N: ...
Y/N's Dad: ...
Y/N's Grandma: ...
Y/N's Step Mom: ...
Y/N: Ha! Check mate bitches!
Y/N's Dad: Thats not how it works.
Y/N: No no she's got a point dad. Where did God come from? Who created God?
Narcissa: Sounds like some hogwash to me.
Y/N: Don't insult our school like that!
Narcissa: My bad...