A/N: Don't try to tell me y'all have never wanted to drink windex. It looks fire.
*Y/N and Lucius both stoned while Cissy babysits them.*
Lucius: What does Windex taste like?
Y/N: Probably good.
Cissy: Do not drink Windex.
Y/N: Please baby?
Cissy: No.
Lucius: Oh sure, like you've never wanted to drink Windex Narcissa. It looks delicious!
Y/N: Forbidden Gatorade.
Cissy: Forbidden for a reason darling.
*Y/N and Lucius share a glance*
Lucius: Accio-
Cissy: NO!
Lucius: But-
Cissy: NO DRINKING THE WINDEX!
*Lucius pouts*
Y/N: ...
Y/N: What about shampoo?
Cissy: Y/N...
Y/N: You could drink shampoo...
Lucius: It's full of protein for your hair...
Y/N: Luci, I'll get you a pet peacock if you can drink a bottle of shampoo in 5 minutes.
Cissy: Y/N!
Lucius: DEAL!
*Lucius runs to the bathroom*
Cissy: FOR FUCKS SAKE! LUCIUS ABRAXUS MALFOY DO NOT DRINK SHAMPOO!
Lucius: TOO LATE!
Cissy: I- you know that's impressive. Guess you're getting a peacock Lucius.
Lucius: REALLY?!
Cissy:NO!
YOU ARE READING
Go to bed Y/N!
FanfictionLiterally just Cissy x Y/N late night/high thoughts. This is pure crack. I'm not sorry at all.
