Family dinner segment 1. Click the picture.
Lucius, and Severus have Y/N, Narcissa, Harry, Draco, and Scorpius over for dinner.
Scorpius: Grandma can I ask you something?
Narcissa: of course darling. Whats on your mind?
Scorpius: Is Nan really my Grandma?
Narcissa : of course she is! Why do you ask darling?
Scorpius: because when I spent the night last weekend, I heard nan ask you "who's your mummy?"
*Narcissa chokes on her wine*
Narcissa: What?!
Draco: wHaT?!
Harry busts out laughing
*Lucius and Y/N trying not to laugh*
Narcissa: Scorpius Nan is your grandma. Don't worry. Nan was telling me a joke thats all.
Scorpius: oh good. Because I also heard grandpa Severus tell Papa "who's your daddy?"
Harry cackles even louder: Like father like son!
Draco: LikE faThER LikE sOn! Shut it Pottah!
Lucius: Grandpa Severus is your grandpa Scorpius. Its a joke just like your grandmas have.
Severus groans.
Narcissa pours more wine than necessary.
Draco: I hate this family.
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Go to bed Y/N!
FanficLiterally just Cissy x Y/N late night/high thoughts. This is pure crack. I'm not sorry at all.