Y/N: Hey! Potter c'mere!
Harry: Whats up Y/n/n?
Y/N: I need you to be here and enjoy this with me.
Harry: enjoy what exactly?
Y/N: I taught Narcissa modern slang and I wanna watch Dracos reaction to her using it in a sentence.
Harry: Do you enjoy giving my husband mental breakdowns?
Y/N: Yes.
Harry: Alright. Shall I get the camera?
Y/N: already recording.
*voices in the other room*
Draco: In third year, Granger tried to punch me in the nose. I blocked it though.
Narcissa: thats cap Draco.
Draco: what?
Narcissa: I said thats cap.
Draco: *starts sweating and panicking*
Draco: How do you know that word?! Whot the hell?!
Narcissa: You're quite full of cap darling. I know for a fact you had no bitches until you started dating Harry.
Draco: MUM!
Narcissa: No bitches? Oh my god this is so sad alexa play despacito.
Draco: Mum stop-
*Alexa sounds*
Alexa: Playing Despacito, from Amazon music.
*Draco screams and runs from the room*
Y/N and Harry start laughing
*Narcissa emerges from the room*
Y/N: baby I love you so much.
Narcissa: Based.
*Draco: rocking back and forth in a corner sobbing*
Draco looks at Y/N: You monster!
Y/N: You would have been a sticky ipad kid Draco.
Narcissa: Facts.
Draco: -_-
YOU ARE READING
Go to bed Y/N!
FanfictionLiterally just Cissy x Y/N late night/high thoughts. This is pure crack. I'm not sorry at all.
