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Modorn AU written by a sleep deprived Author-Kun last night! ^^
Six~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Doesnt care for some of the dumb shit she catches you doing, but some of the stuff you do will actually make her amused.
"Im a bad bitch you cant kill me!"
"....well I got a rock-"
Mono~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He adapts to your goblin humor, and will even make the jokes himself, you've turned humanities most confusing boy into a gen Z
"That's it, get on the fridge mono!"
"*mono, struggling to get his smol self on the fridge* this house is a HECKIN' NIGHTMARE"
Seven~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Doesn't know what you're saying or doing half the time, all he knows is you're having fun...but sometimes hes a little scared for your sanity.
"Come on down, we got fr-*snickering* F-freshavacado, FRESHAVACADOOOO"
"...are you okay? Did you eat something you're not supposed to again? D...did you find the Orbeez?
Hunter~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Likes your humor, and will definitely egg you on by doing random funny things with you, all's fun and games until someone plays baby shark and gets to the daddy shark.
"...and they were roommates."
"*hunter from another room* oh my god they were roommates...!"
The Lady~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Has to watch you constantly, if she turns her back she'll find you trying to eat tide pods or 'talk to cars' on the street...her job is so hard.
*Miss geisha, walking into you with your hands stuck in a baby gate, you slowly turn to her with a serious gaze.*
"...well hello there step sis-"
"Nope, starve there."
"Wait waIT IM ACTUALLY STUCK--"
Doctor~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...he doesn't like it.
"THIS BITCH EMPTY, Y E E T"
"(Y/N) DON--"
*sounds of a poor prosthetic patient falling down the stairs*
Thin man~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I gotta say, he'd be the one to do the jokes, you're not the most annoying one in the relationship.
"Alright im gonna go get dinner for us."
"I be-leaf in you!"
"...goodbye forever."
"Don't leaf meee!!"
Teacher~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Ignore the fact this may not be your age, you're supposed to be an adult in her scenarios, like you are in all the adult ones]
You would horrify her with every gremlin step you take, its really funny until she actually gets mad and you have to run from her.
"Hey! Guess how old i am!"
"I dont know (y/n), how old?"
*you hold up 20 fingers*
"(Y/N) WHO'S FINGERS ARE THOSE--"
Janitor~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vibes to your goblin life, he's calm and you want arson, you two are yin and yang...just please dont actually set things on fire he might be sad.
"*manly voice* EAT THIS."
"hm? Oh! Did you make snacks?"
[This ones more of a weeb joke than a Gen Z joke but i just wanna write this so every weeb will freak the fuck out and imagine themselves with All Mights voice.]
Raincoat girl~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Will not hesitate to throw you somewhere if you annoy her really badly, she loves you but she cannot handle your chaos.
"Catch me outside how 'bout that?"
"...we are outside."
Bullies~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Never teach them Gen Z jokes, they will use it against you at every single turn, you don't Gen Z them, they Gen Z you.
"Whats nitrogen after the sun rises?"
"...daytrogen."
"*you, already walking away* ] im going to bed."
"Good nightrogen!"
"Sleep tightrogen!"
"Dont let the bed bugs bitrogen...!"
"*from the halls* i hate you all"
Pretender~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't screw with her stuff and she doesn't care what you do, whether its mass genocide or tying a potato to a ceiling fan, she doesn't care.
"I DONT GET NO SLEEP CUZZA YALL, AND YALL DONT GET NO SLEEP CUZZA MEEE"
"I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW, LET ME SLEEP!!"
Twins~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They like it most of the time, its a pretty funny way to relax, they just have to be careful about you and butcher knives, you try to chase guests with them.
"*clicks tongue* noICe."
"*snickering from the other twin in the background* W-WHAT? YOU'RE JUST SITTING HERE, WHAT IS NICE??"
Shadow six~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Likes to return your Gen Z humor with threatening humor of her own, its playful between you two but if anyone sees it happen they might think you're gonna get murdered.
"I hate all serial killers....*starts singing* but when they stab mee in the thigh-~"
"*Shadow six, holding a knife* want that to come true?"
Shadow children~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pretty entertaining, they like having you to make them happy a lot, some may even gain the humor and joke around with you.
"..i like trains."
*a random toy truck smacks you in the face*
"...well nevermind then-"
Shadow mono~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
An absolute crackhead, he will not only gain your humor, he will turn it into an even more terrifying and funny thing.
"I-i think hes on some sort of crack.."
*throws ball at shadow mono's head*
"YeeEAAHH"
"What the hell is he on..?!"
*throws the ball again*
"YeEeeAAAAAaAaAaHhHh--"
Shadow seven~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Acts like he doesn't care for it, but he loves to learn some Gen Z jokes to impress you, its sweet, but he ends up learning some things he shouldn't say in public.
"So Seven, what do you think of (y/n)?"
*seven slowly turns to the person, smiling really creepily*
"They could step on me and I'd say thank you."
"...Holy shit man."
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FanfictionTHIS IS SPECIFICALLY A COMFORT CHARACTER BOOK, meaning there is no smut chapters or sexualizing! (Although hunter says smutty things at times) Characters from LN1, LN2, and the comics/game are included! Requests are welcomed and encouraged!
