Poor Percy

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Percy: Everybody shut up!!!
*picks up phone* Hey Mum.
Jason: Hiiiiiiiiii!!!!!
Piper: Come back to bed
Leo: Various s*x noises
Frank: Tell her I said Hi
Thalia: Aye, pass the weed
Nico: *screaming swear words*
Reyna: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!!!

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