Percy Jackson Jokes

Nico's Gf-Arachne

Percy: Hey Nico, can I ask you something?
Nico: Go ahead.
Percy: So Leo told me that Hazel told him that Piper had told her that Jason had told her that your true love fell into Tartarus but that person is not Annabeth.
Nico: Yes, I am gay and I had a crush on you.
Percy: WTF?! I was going to ask you if you were in love with Arachne!