Percy Jackson Jokes

Kids

Q: Children's names?
Jason: Diana for girl. Hunter for boy.
Frank: Valencia for girl. Orion for boy.
Hazel: Natasha for girl. James for boy.
Piper: TRIS FOR GIRL AND CALEB FOR BOY!!!!!
Leo: I have a really strong connection with the name Buttercup. So thats my daughter's name and my son's name will be Peanut Buttercup.
Piper: Leo I cant even say how dumb it is.
Leo: DUMBER THAN NAMING YOUR KIDS AFTER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!!!!!
*all fangirls in the world gasp dramatically*
Percy: I AM GONNA NAME MY GIRL COCONUT AND MY SON SAND DOLLAR!!!!!
Annabeth: That is NOT what we're naming are kids!! We're naming our son Sebastian and our daughter Carmen.
Percy:
Percy: DID YOU JUST SAY 'OUR KIDS'
Annabeth: Per-
Percy: *calls Sally* MOM OMG MOM ANNABETH JUST PROPOSED TO ME !! WE'RE GONNA HAVE BABIES NAMED SEBASTIAN AND CARMEN!!!!!